In a series of (free to access) posts on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, Kristin Cavallari has forecasted some hot trends for fall. So far, she’s recommended “menswear” and “jeans.” What’s next?

This week, Kristin Cavallari posted a recipe for “homemade coconut kefir”—something you eat—on Instagram. “It’s so easy,” Kristin says.

A message from Kristin Cavallari regarding her jewelry line, Emerald Duv (pronunciation unclear):

It’s Elizabeth.

In a new (free to access) post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, Kristin recommends another hot trend for fall: “menswear.” (Previously, she recommended “jeans.”)

Chance is the ultimate boot for fall, according to Kristin Cavallari, who wrote in the caption of an Instagram post today, “Chance is the ultimate boot for fall.”

Known Chicago hater Kristin Cavallari recently posted a photo of herself sticking out her tongue while wearing a Chicago Bears t-shirt:

In an interview with E! News last year, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari revealed her go-to accessories. They are a “Tory Burch gold bracelet” and a “rose gold Michael Kors watch.”

Kristin Cavallari is many things: a wife, mother, jewelry designer, CEO of the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, and now, an electric toothbrush salesman. She’s loving the galactic trend:

Attention web people: Kristin Cavallari has made an official Facebook page. One of her first posts is a photo of a muffin and glass of creamy, speckled something:

Have you ever seen a pair of Secret Bangs™ in the wild?

Exactly one month and two days ago, I placed an online order for one pair of Secret Bangs™, a product which Kristin Cavallari has endorsed on social media and in an infomercial. Secret Bangs™ are synthetic bangs attached to a headband (the secret). They cost $29.99 per pair and look like this:

Below is an Instagram photo of Kristin Cavallari holding Paula Hawkins’ novel The Girl on the Train, which debuted at number one on the New York Times fiction bestseller list in February.

What should you wear this fall? Kristin Cavallari’s got an idea.

In a recent post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, app founder Kristin Cavallari revealed the hot new fashion item she’ll be wearing next season. “From morning meetings to evening drinks,” she writes, this trend is fire. Can you guess what it is?

Two nights ago, former reality TV star and fledgling memoirist Kristin Cavallari shared something personal with the world: she dreams. To illustrate this revelation, she posted a photo on Instagram of a bottle with a message inside. (The message: “Dream.”)

Like a C-student proudly delivering completed homework to the teacher for the first time all semester, Kristin Cavallari announced progress on her forthcoming book today, the 200th day of Kristin. One hundred days have passed since Defamer last evaluated her work on Balancing in Heels (formerly known as Balancing on Heels, Kristin’s original idea for the title), and today, we can officially state that Kristin has accomplished at least one item during that time period.

In a new (free to access) post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, future published author Kristin Cavallari reveals one of the fastest-growing problems now facing our nation’s Whole Foods class: “inflammation.” Inflammation—a word that, in the way Kristin is using it, means “feeling puffy”—is a plague that requires treatment by a professional. A professional Integrative Nutrition Health Counselor that is. Good thing Kristin knows one.

ATTN: social media intern who runs the Twitter account for the shoe company Chinese Laundry–You have made a grave error from which you will never, ever recover. To make matters worse, it was Kristin Cavallari, lead designer of the Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry shoe line, who discovered it.

Kristin Cavallari recently consented to an interview with the beauty blog Byrdie.com, which resulted in the instant classic blog post, “How Kristin Cavallari Does It All (and Still Looks Amazing).” We’ve already discussed a couple questions from the interview, like “Where do you find inspiration for the content on your app?” and “What sites do you visit for health and beauty inspiration?”