Somewhere between Girl, Interrupted, and “Girl, I’m gonna have to interrupt you because you’re going on and on and not saying shit,” is By the Sea. In it, Angelina Jolie plays a disturbed woman named Vanessa who can barely muster more than a sentence at time as she vacations in costal France with her novelist husband, Roland (Brad Pitt). Jolie wrote, directed, and produced this portrait of a relationship on the brink of collapse. From anyone else, it would be mystifying as to how something so dull and inept got made by a major studio. From an A-lister, it makes sense. Superstar entitlement—that which comes from within and without—is the only logical explanation for this horrendous movie.

Brad Pitt, an actor who is apparently obsessed with World War II in both his personal and professional life, now gets to live the Nazi dream on a $385,000 Nazi-era motorcycle.

Would you convict someone of a crime you don't believe they committed, simply because Brad Pitt—handsome Brad Pitt—wished to see them behind bars (for his own reasons, we don't need to pry)? Yes. And that is why Brad Pitt cannot serve on a jury.

Angelina Jolie's 50-year-old husband, Brad Pitt, loves guns. He told British radio and television weekly Radio Times that his father "instilled" in him "a profound and deep respect for the weapon" (guns). And apparently at a young age: He bragged to the magazine that he had a shotgun by the time he turned six and was firing handguns by age eight.

Everyone's excited about Angelina Jolie today. As usual, it's not because she made a movie. Angelina Jolie never makes movies people are excited about.

The Associated Press reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married on Saturday in France!

Brad Pitt's production company, Plan B, bought the rights this week to a story on the Steubenville rape case and the involvement of the hacker collective Anonymous. According to a report from The Daily Dot, it's the first confirmed project for Plan B since last year's 12 Years a Slave.

The Entourage movie might cast Kate Upton, because, obviously; The Wahlberg brothers are turning to reality television, because it worked out so well for Clint Eastwood; Alec Baldwin is not a good news show host; and Brad Pitt's Fury has invoked that reaction from the Brits.

Fox Searchlight and New Regency's 12 Years A Slave continues to build on its massive buzz from Telluride, receiving a standing ovation Friday at the Toronto International Film Festival.

If you had a dollar for every time someone pointed out that you look exactly like Brad Pitt, what would you do with your riches? That’s easy. You’d head to a shopping mall, try out to be an extra for World War Z, and then complain, once cast, that you weren’t given the star treatment. Because when you’re pretty much Brad Pitt’s identical twin, the world should roll out the red carpet.