In early April, Game of Thrones actor Kit Harington said that he would “be a good little hunk and shut up.” Yet here he is, still talking.

Does anyone have it harder than Kit Harington? You may think yes, but—god love you—that's just because you're stupid. God, you're so stupid you make me sick.

J.J. Murphy, an 88-year-old Irish actor, died on Friday just four days into shooting scenes for the upcoming season of Game of Thrones.

The BBC has issued an apology after sending a breaking news push notification to BBC News app users, informing them that there was "no nudity in the latest episode of Game of Thrones!!!"

After acquiring the rights last January, 20th Century Fox is getting closer to bringing their Magic: The Gathering franchise to life with the recent hire of Game of Thrones writer Bryan Cogman. Your weird friend is going to be so happy!

Last night's episode of Game of Thrones was marked by a rape scene that broke away from George R.R. Martin's books and called into question the judgement of the show's handlers. Earlier today on his website, Martin drew clear divisions between his writing of the scene and how it played out on television.

Last night's episode of Game of Thrones featured plenty of disturbing scenes, but one stood head-and-shoulders above the rest: Jaime and Cersei. In the crypt. With a corpse (or at least next to one).

Today's a good day to listen to some of the best hip-hop artists in the game rap about the Game. The Game of Thrones. Created by HBO for an "urban" and "multicultural" audience, this mixtape features hits like "Mother of Dragons," "Arya's Prayer," "King Slayer," and "Iron Throne."

HBO knows white people love Game of Thrones. HBO thinks black people love hip-hop. HBO hopes that by mixing Game of Thrones and hip-hop, black people will love Game of Thrones, too.

In honor of Presidents Day, President Barack Obama is celebrating the holiday by sitting at home and watching his favorite television shows. The only difference between Obama and a normal person is that Obama is probably sitting at home watching advance episodes of Game of Thrones while you're stuck watching the season 3 trailer over and over.

For the second year in a row, Game of Thrones is the most pirated TV show with 5.9 million illegal downloads. According to Torrentfreak, this makes Thrones the only show in the U.S. with more illegal downloads than traditional viewers.

Winter is coming, blah, blah, blah, just get me Game of Thrones the fourth season and get it now; the Interstellar is light on story, but heavy on McConaughey at his silken-voiced finest; the Weinstein's are back baby, and you'll never work in this town again (if you're a non-sequel); and because this is Los Angeles, you're welcome for Sriracha: The Movie.

Things HBO does well: hardcore drama, softcore porn, amazing holiday gifts. Things HBO does not do well: hashtags, roasts, trying to make things go viral. And so begins the first limp and pathetic HBO Twitter roast of Game of Thrones' King Joffrey.

With Showtime canceling Californication, wherever will we find a show about sex and California now?; Tim Meadows is not happy with Saturday Night Live, but not for the reason you think; Video Game of Thrones is here; and Steve Jobs can help you turn your book into a movie.

Paramount's relentless Ron Burgundy overkill press blitz may finally be stopped; Ireland is a great place to visit if you don't mind being killed on the 9th day of your 10 day trip; Lars Von Trier wants to help you get porn in two parts; and Amanda Bynes has been released from rehab.

Since the trajectory of the majority of the male characters on Game Of Thrones tends to start with "Become king or die trying" and ends with a head on a spike or a sorceress' fatal stab, it seems only likely that Joffrey Baratheon will either be killed, accidentally kill himself, or be conquered and cuckolded by Arya Stark (hopefully to be kept in a brothel run by Littlefinger). Luckily for Jack Gleeson, his character's inevitable exit will allow him to quit acting and focus on charity work.