Even the scions of Hollywood's super-wealthy need a little sweaty action, too. LA.com's insidery-monikered The Insider dishes a little about the love lives of Jennifer Meyer (daughter of Vivendi Universal's President Ron Meyer), who's shacking up with Spider-man, and David Katzenberg (son of Dreamworks SKG's "K," bite-sized Jeffrey Katzenberg), who's dating Mary-Kate Olsen.
In this first edition of Hollywood PrivacyWatch, where our Los Angeles-area readers send in their public sightings of their favorite stars (send them to tips@defamer.com), Carmen Electra is disgusted to ride the airways with the hoi polloi.
We've often reflected on exactly what effect a Tara Reid siting has on us, but historically we are too shitfaced to recall much past a hazy jumble with a blonde in too much eyeliner, an empty Absolut bottle, and shouted reminders to the effect of Don't you know who I am?
MSNBC's Jeanette Walls reports that Tom Cruise is once again calling his lawyers over a newspaper story wondering aloud about his sexual preference. (Ed. note—Cruise says he's straight.) This time, the London Independent interviewed a former acting coach who said that she tutored Cruise and then-wife Nicole Kidman on how to give a "convincing sexual performance" in Eyes Wide Shut .
Blogger-actress Christen Nelson encounters hatchet-faced auteur Quentin Tarantino at The Grove (Ed. note— The Grove is an outdoor shopping mall constructed to mimic the actual kind of sidewalk shopping district that can be found in any city but L.A.)
We like her better in latex bodysuits than this outfit, even though we do have to admit a small Cosby sweater fetish.
Wherein we attempt to translate the humpy gabber's gossipspeak into Standard American English:
It seems virtually impossible for Michael Jackson to leave the ranch without getting some gay/molesty nastiness stuck on the bottom of his moonwalkin' pennyloafers.
Preternaturally youthful, septagenarian megaproducer/sock-hop host Dick Clark has been diagnosed with type-2 diabetes, according to the Associated Press. Clark's known about his disease since 1994, but has kept it a secret until now.
By now the entire free world has been appraised of the status of John Stamos and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' marriage. [ed. Note to Baghdad readers: They're Splitsville!] Page Six is reporting that John Cusack's already been circling Ms. Romijn n e Romijn-Stamos.
