Despite the fact that the two had an “affectionate” coffee date in the presence of paparazzi two months ago, Halle Berry and her French husband of two years Olivier Martinez are officially divorcing. The tabloids have long predicted that the couple would split, so congratulations to them.

Academy Award winner Halle Berry and her French husband Olivier Martinez recently celebrated their second wedding anniversary. How nice, you might be thinking in regard to this milestone and Halle Berry in general. But no, it is not nice. It is not nice at all.

As Halle Berry and her ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry try to work out how much child support she owes him for the care of their six-year-old daughter Nahla, another issue has bubbled up. According to TMZ, Berry took Aubry to court this week for trying to make Nahla look "white."

There are many ways to lead a happy and fulfilling life that allows you to do all the things you could ever dream about. I won't go into all of the ways because they are basically endless, but here is just one: get Halle Berry to pay you $16,000 a month.