If Iggy Azalea raps, but there’s no one around to hear her, does the straight crack rock still roar to your pop-pop? It appears this ancient and well-known proverb will soon be put to the test, because after scrapping her entire Great Escape tour, Iggy has canceled yet another show: she will no longer be appearing at Pittsburgh Pride this weekend.

Fresh off the well-timed cancellation of her much-anticipated Great Escape tour, rapper and white walker Iggy Azalea has gotten engaged. Congrats! May you and your future husband, Lakers guard/forward Nick Young, have a fulfilling life together. Except for one thing.

Iggy Azalea, comin’ straight outta Mullumbimby crack rock to the pop-pop or whatever, has finally thrown in the towel on her embattled Great Escape Tour, she announced in a public statement today. All dates will be canceled, and money will be refunded to anyone who paid to see ... whatever this is:

The video for the ill-fated Britney Spears/Iggy Azalea duet “Pretty Girls” dropped today and oh my god it includes an interlude with dialogue that is almost certainly the best worst thing you will see this year. I can’t imagine anything being better or worse than this going forward until the world ends, in fact.

There's been a meme circulating recently among self-loathing—or, at least, ironically self-loathing—individuals, primarily in the media world, about the presumed toxicity of Twitter. "Never tweet," they say, because Twitter will rot your brain. Personally, I disagree. I enjoy Twitter and there are many worse ways to pass the day. I think mostly everyone should tweet— except Iggy Azalea, who should put Twitter down forever and run away.

Iggy Azalea, an Australian with terrible taste in pizza, got into a Twitter spat with Papa John's over the weekend after her delivery driver apparently gave out her phone number. It was quite an ordeal for everyone involved.

Does a celebrity who complains as much as Iggy Azalea even enjoy being famous? Today's shit-fit tantrum comes after Steve Madden uploaded photos she doesn't like from an Iggy-branded shoe line. "I'm in shock," sputtered the rapper from the "Clueless" tribute music video. "Tainted with these God awful images..."

Here is this week's Gawker Review of Pools prompt: do the residents make the pool, or does the pool make the residents?

TMZ reported yesterday that porn king Vivid Entertainment had its hands on a sex tape allegedly featuring Iggy Azalea and an ex-boyfriend. Iggy denied it was her in the video, and responded to the rumor—and the larger idea of profiting off of someone's "intimate moments" without their consent—yesterday with a series of tweets.