Put down your cereal spoon and tell mom to puh-leeze get out of your room—you need a minute, plus this is America and you're supposed to have some privacy—because the new Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 teaser has arrived! And District 12 is destroyed, oh no!
Remember when Jennifer Lawrence fell over on the red carpet at this year's Oscars? It's because she was almost certainly hammered.
Jennifer Lawrence will do anything for attention. She must be worried about losing her adorable klutz title to someone who falls over in pretty dresses even more often.
David O. Russell is the smartest man in Hollywood. First, he tricked audiences into believing Jennifer Lawrence, then 21, was old enough to play a worldly widow in Silver Linings Playbook. Then he tricked audiences into believing Lawrence, then 22, could realistically play Christian Bale's bored housewife in American Hustle while simultaneously tricking people into believing it was an Oscar-worthy film.
Interviewing Jennifer Lawrence must be an entertainment reporter's wet dream. You never know when she'll throw a faux tantrum, comfort a crying fan, share romantic tales of butt plugs and pants shitting, or freak out when meeting Jeff Bridges. But just when we think we've seen it all from our best friend JLaw, she gets pissed and calls a Homeland-ruining reporter a "monster."
Miley's just bein Miley, Justin's just bein Justin, and Jesse Jackson's definitely just bein Jesse Jackson. Just a normal December day in Hollywood.
HBO has released another trailer for a criminally underrated show that you might not have had a chance to check out yet; Rich Kids who don't know how to read books are now getting their own book; Jon Hamm may not be a child-abandoning, Xenu-eschewing nutbag, but his newest trailer shows that he still ain't no Tom Cruise; Jennifer Lawrence continues her quiet campaign of world domination.
Are you reading this while you're at work? You might want to put that letter opener back in your coffee-stained pencil cup before you read on.
