In an interview with Entertainment Tonight that will air this evening, Kim Kardashian suggested that her stepfather Bruce Jenner is on some kind of "journey," but she insisted that "that's his journey to talk about." She also said he's the happiest she's ever seen him.

When did you first look in the mirror and realize you were beautiful? Never? For Kim Kardashian, that happened in preschool. TMZ reports that in her new book of selfies, Selfish, Kim reveals that she instinctively took her first selfie at age four, nearly 20 years before the term existed.

Kim Kardashian, just a butt, will be taking her spring break in her ancestral Armenia this year. Butt she wants to make one thing clear: though she will be there on the 100th anniversary of the Armenian genocide, she is NOT visiting to honor the 100th anniversary of the Armenian genocide.

Twenty-four-year-old rapper Tyga didn't exactly deny that he's dating 17-year-old Kylie Jenner in an Instagram comment to a hater this weekend. He did, however, offer advice we could all use: "Worry about your sad boring life."

If you follow America's first family, the Kardashians, on Instagram, you know that youngest daughter Kylie Jenner has been sporting some truly gnarly hair extensions recently. Now we know why: she's getting her own line of extensions called Kylie Hair Kouture. The Kardashian empire grows.

In the love rhombus that is Justin Bieber's life, there are many brown-haired players. Last night, piss baby Bieber Instagrammed and then deleted a pic of his on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez. Is he just trying to get her back after maybe hooking up with a Kardashian and a French lady in Paris?

Downton Abbey, have you heard of it? Yes, Kim Kardashian would like to be on it, please. Thanks!

Teen fashion model and Kim Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner learned some important lessons at New York Fashion Week this year. 1) nepotism is a double-edged sword, and 2) fashion models are hungry and therefore mean! Reportedly, a gaggle of models without famous sisters put cigarettes in Kendall's drink backstage.

What would you do if Keeping up with the Kardashians ended? Oh, I don't know. I have a chair that I like. I guess I could sit in the chair—sit, sit, sit. If I ever slid off I'd just pop myself back on and wait, bones contorting before turning to dust. I guess I'd be OK with it. So would Kim!

It's a sad day to be Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian.

Given Andy Warhol's iconic quote "In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes," it's no surprise that Kanye West is a big Warhol fan. Which is precisely why he's commissioning Warhol to paint a portrait of his animatronic sex doll fiancee Kim Kardashian—except Andy is long since dead, and the piece is a knockoff made by a batshit crazy distant relative of the artist.

Kanye West, in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel that you might have missed last week, talked about how it was ludicrous that his baby mama Kim Kardashian did not have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. How did the Walk of Fame team respond? With a big resounding "Fuck thaaaat."

Places you’re allowed to snoop: wallets, purses, drawers, “accidentally opened” emails on iPhones, bank statements casually left on the table. Places you should avoid snooping at all costs? Kim Kardashian’s electronic medical records at a major hospital, especially if that major hospital is your employer.