Two hundred and seventy-seven days ago, Kristin Cavallari commenced work on her debut book, Balancing in Heels (formerly titled Balancing on Heels—Kristin’s first choice of title). At the time, she said the tome would encompass “really just everything” in her life. Many are still wondering what that means, but today Kristin offered a clue.

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing in Heels (formerly titled Balancing on Heels) is shuffling toward a bookstore near you, recently sat down with PopSugar for an interview about her life. Ever wonder what Kristin and her husband Jay Cutler do on date night?

Kristin Cavallari—designer of shoes, jewelry, and a lifestyle that might ambitiously and generously be termed “natural”—posted a photo of a new pair of shoes she designed on Instagram today. Guess what: These shoes got zippers.

Below, a photo of Kristin Cavallari making out with a giraffe in 2013.

Here it is.

As a press release from Noble Communications on behalf of Hoover® revealed this week, Kristin Cavallari loves her Hoover® Cordless Vacuum. Her admiration for the cordless vac is so strong, in fact, that Kristin did an interview with a local Baltimore TV station about it.

Baby bump coming through.

As we reported yesterday, soon(ish)-to-be author Kristin Cavallari has a new job, which is talking about how much she loves her Hoover® Cordless Vacuum.

Kristin Cavallari is full of surprises, one of them being that “the family of Hoover® Cordless vacuums helps Kristin stay in front of every mess and focus on what’s really important—family, work and football!”

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book all about her life and opinions hits shelves in 233 days, is currently pregnant with her third child. Since she announced this news on her app, Kristin has provided the public with several images of her “baby bump” via Instagram. Here are three.

Yesterday, we asked the question at least one person wants to know the answer to: Where is Kristin Cavallari now? British tabloid Now has the answer.

The British tabloid Now asks: “The Hills stars—where are they now?” That’s right: Now has the scoop on where Kristin Cavallari—former star of The Hills—is now. Where is that?

Kristin Cavallari, who, by participating in the MTV reality shows Laguna Beach and The Hills, has risen to a level of celebrity that’s afforded her the opportunity to write a book about her life that will be sold for money, would not like to be dragged into that shit anymore, Us Weekly.

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing in Heels (formerly titled Balancing on Heels) hits shelves in 237 days, has an announcement: All “Emerald Duv” rings are now $10 and under.

In a recent interview with People.com’s Moms&Babies section, Kristin Cavallari revealed much about her home life with Jay Cutler and her two sons, Camden and Jaxon. For one thing, Camden said the F-word once. For another, dinner time is 5:45 p.m.

A message from Kristin Cavallari, via the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android: “You’ve been throwing out the healthiest part of avocados this entire time.”

The Chicago Bears, led by Kristin Cavallari’s husband Jay Cutler, won their game against the Kansas City Chiefs yesterday. Kristin’s response:

At the beginning of football season, Kristin Cavallari promised to post a new “tailgating recipe” on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android each week for a month. Her wild scam ends today.

Here’s a photo of Kristin Cavallari debuting the cover of her forthcoming book, Balancing in Heels, at an event for her shoe line at New York Fashion Week last month:

Kim Kardashian currently stars on the reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Kristin Cavallari used to star on the reality show The Hills. You might think the similarities between the two end there, but you’re wrong, because Kristin and Kim Kardashian also dress alike, because Kristin copies Kim Kardashian. (Busted!!!!!)