Future author Kristin Cavallari recently shared a post on her eponymous iPhone app about dyeing (or possibly already dead) Easter eggs. Here's how Kristin described the experience:

In a recent interview with Yahoo! Makers about her Easter plans, Kristin was asked, "Do you have any secrets to preparing the house for the family to come over on Easter?" Kristin's answer began with the following sentence: "I definitely don't have any secrets."

Kristin Cavallari—mother; wife; Cavallari—is getting ready for Easter this weekend. She recently sat down with Yahoo! Makers (a branch of Yahoo! dedicated to DIY projects) to discuss her plans. Here is an excerpt from that interview:

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing on Heels drops in 434 days, designs a line of mid-priced shoes that retail at select Nordstrom stores. Before you buy every pair of Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry shoes available, consider that she likes some more than others. What is Kristin's favorite heel to balance on?

In addition to designing jewelry, writing her forthcoming self-help book Balancing on Heels, and promoting a "natural" lifestyle by declining to vaccinate her children, Kristin Cavallari is—according to Kristin—active in her husband Jay Cutler's charitable foundation. She revealed this Kristin fact in an interview with Michigan Avenue magazine last year.

Before Kristin Cavallari embarked on the ambitious journey of drafting her debut memoir Balancing on Heels—coming to an Amazon.com near you in 436 days—she was busy popularizing catchphrases like "butt-hurt" and "Stee-pheeennnnn" on MTV's Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County.

It's 77 degrees and partly cloudy in Los Angeles today. Namaste.

Kristin, you should call your almond butter cookies "ABC's."

Almost 9 weeks ago, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari commenced miserable toil on her debut book, which she has chosen to call Balancing on Heels. At the time, she stated the tome would encompass "really just everything in my life." Today, we can finally reveal the first confirmed part of "everything."

In 2006, Kristin Cavallari—whose debut book drops in 440 days—hosted a little-watched reality show called Get This Party Started on UPN. Here's a paper advertisement for it. The program ran for only two episodes during the month of February, but at least five more were taped, never to air.

While searching for Kristin Cavallari memorabilia on eBay a couple of weeks ago, I came across a rare and curious item: a magazine ad page for a little-seen reality show hosted by Kristin called Get This Party Started.

Kristin Cavallari told the Daily Mail in December, "I was very colicky as a baby, so I guess Jax is a lot like me."

She goes "back and forth" about using them.

Kristin Cavallari is a Capricorn.

What goes through Kristin Cavallari's mind all day?

This week, Kristin Cavallari's already fraught relationship with science deteriorated faster than her friendship with Stacy the Bartender on The Hills. Science is shady, dude. Do you even know what science has been up to behind Kristin's back?

Not only does Kristin Cavallari balance on heels, she also designs a mid-priced line of them for Chinese Laundry, which is available online and in "select Nordstrom stores." According to Kristin, these shoes are "staples."

Kristin Cavallari, power user of InfoWars.com and other Monsanto conspiracy trumpeting "health" websites, has identified the final piece of evidence on which she will base her forthcoming book's argument in favor of an organic lifestyle. Except, of course, the evidence was proven wrong many times over before Kristin stumbled across it.

Fifty days after announcing she would produce a book in the next 500, Kristin Cavallari has provided evidence of her work on said book for the first time. Or rather, she has at least provided evidence that somebody has typed up some pages that may someday be a part of a book called Balancing on Heels by Kristin Cavallari.