Jessica Simpson put married people on blast last night when she posted a black-and-white photo of her husband on Instagram with the caption, “My husband is hotter than yours!” Ouch.

John Cleese made fun of Taylor Swift's cat Olivia Benson on the Graham Norton Show last week. Which is a huge mistake, John Cleese! Taylor Swift is someone with a demonstrated history of not being able to handle gentle ribbing on talk/awards shows, despite her proclamation to "shake it off." You know what you get for making fun of Taylor Swift? A song written about you that gets played everywhere and listened to by everyone who knows it's about you, man. The fallout from being the subject of a Taylor Swift song is not something to joke about: No one has seen Jake Gyllenhaal in two years; Harry Styles is being photographed vomiting on the side of the road.