“You want the truth?” Jack Nicholson, as Col. Nathan R. Jessup, famously asked in A Few Good Men. “You can’t handle the truth!” Classic. Robert De Niro wasn’t in that movie, but I bet you can picture him saying that quote, too. And that’s what this post is about: the truth.

Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people just may be: Scarlett Johansson.

In Paris earlier today, Kim Kardashian debuted a new, radically blonde hairstyle—something that looks akin to a Rita Ora Real Doll starring in a Michael Bay space opera. She looks ravishing and mean and it suits her perfectly. And it's almost certainly thanks to Kanye.