In 2011, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick purchased a 150-year-old townhouse in Greenwich Village for $18,995,000. Last week, they sold the home for $18,250,000—a loss of $745,000, plus however much they invested in restoring and refurbishing the place. Whoops!

Sarah Jessica Parker is once again hot on the trail of a missing item.

Mere months after she found your lost $4,700 check , Sarah Jessica Parker, human lost and found for whom shopping is cardio, has found your pay stub. Would you like to know how much you earned and how much was taxed, or should Sarah Jessica Parker just shred this for you?

On the one hand, you can definitely say that Sarah Jessica Parker was physically in attendance at last night's hockey game between the New York Rangers and Los Angeles Kings. On the other, her soul and spirit were very, very far away, twirling inside a novel about an old ballet dancer.

The guy who played asshole Mr. Big for six seasons on Sex and the City is apparently an asshole in real life. For reasons his publicist is still trying to understand, actor Chris Noth told an Australian news site yesterday that Carrie Bradshaw was "such a whore" on the show.

Did you recently lose a $4,700 check? Don't fret: New York City's own Carrie Bradshaw found it for you, right on the streets of the Big Apple. That's what I call a miracle on 34th street—time for a Cosmo!