Kim Richards, whose battle with alcoholism has been a recurring plot point on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has been officially charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest, and battery on a cop following a drunken incident at the Beverly Hills hotel on April 16.

This is not a lie or a joke, but a blessing from the baby Jesus she loves so much: Teresa Giudice posed for this week's cover of Us Weekly with her fambly in prison. Her hair is naturally curly, her jumpsuit is army green, and two of her beautiful daughters (Gia and Gabriella) are missing for reasons unknown.

When she is not getting her makeup done by mystery persons at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, inmate Teresa Giudice is getting into the best shape of her life. An "insider" tells Us Weekly: "Every night she hits the gym and has been asking friends to send her workout videos."

Newly weaveless inmate Teresa Giudice has still found ways to look "amazing" in prison, according to her 14-year-old daughter Gia. In an interview with E! News to promote her girl group and new reality series, Gia revealed that when she visited her mom, she had "just had her makeup done."

Weaveless and weary Teresa "Tre" Giudice has been behind bars for one full week now at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, and according to one fellow inmate who spoke to Us Weekly, "vultures" are already scrambling to be her "bestie."

Peach sparkling wine saleswoman Teresa Giudice surrendered to the law this morning, entering the Danbury Correctional Facility in Connecticut at 3 a.m. to serve a 15-month sentence for bankruptcy fraud, conspiracy to commit mail fraud, wire fraud, and failure to pay taxes. She leaves behind four beautiful dooders and her reality TV career (for now).

Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is looking forward to being a Real Housewife of Fun! Jail, according to her legal crisis manager, who just quit. Wendy Feldman tells E! News she dropped Giudice as a client after she asked a judge to send her to the Orange Is the New Black prison.