Strong-jawed supermodel Hilary Rhoda married former hockey player and Dancing with the Stars contestant Sean Avery in a beautiful outdoor ceremony in the Hamptons last weekend. According to Page Six, she did not relax the next day. [SEE UPDATE BELOW]

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Today—June 8, 2015—is Kristin Cavallari’s second wedding anniversary with her husband, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Aww.

Johnny Depp, who is not well, will marry his 28-year-old sweetheart Amber Heard next weekend in the Bahamas, according to Page Six. If you are one of the 50 guests invited to this event, beware: "accommodations are so sparse" that you will be sleeping on a boat.

Earlier this week, Cameron Diaz, movie star, got married to Benji Madden, backup vocalist and second most famous member of the unmemorable pop-punk band Good Charlotte. The festivities were spread out over the course of two days. Among the delights: a disappointed toast; the guest list of your dreams (your confusing, barely-remembered dreams that don't make sense upon waking); a quasi-Klan hood in beautiful bridal white. "Shit, fuck" said Diaz (reportedly), shortly before walking down the aisle. "This is fucked up."

Details surrounding George Clooney and his fiancee Amal Alamuddin's upcoming wedding in Venice, Italy have been released and—even for the most wedding-fatigued among us—(me)—it sounds like it's going to be fun and fancy. We should go!