She’s really missing out.

TMZ reports that Robin Thicke’s dog—named Bincy; bought for his 20-year-old girlfriend—has gone to the hospital twice now for accidentally ingesting weed. On her private Twitter account, girlfriend April Love Geary reportedly blamed the incidents on Thicke: “Some falls on the ground or she sits by him smoking and just inhales it hahaha.”

Future author Kristin Cavallari is pregnant and sober, thank you for asking. She recently posted a photo from a “wine tasting” on Instagram—a wine tasting at which she did not taste wine.

On Monday, Kristin Cavallari announced that she is pregnant with her third child. Here are some other women who are currently gestating:

A few months ago we got an email from a tipster who said he was awaiting a phone call from Louis C.K., who will host the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 40th season this weekend. The subject of their phone call was sexual misconduct allegations made by the tipster’s friend against the comedian.

If you want an example of the profound unfunniness of Pitch Perfect 2, look no further than the clip above in which a host of acapella groups competes in a sing-off of “’90s Hip Hop Jamz.” It includes a German team, Das Sound Machine, showing off their zany accents that make them sing things like, “Zis iz how wee do eet,” and, “Zat girl is poizuuun.” Not featured above is their rendition of Kris Kross’s “Jump,” which features altered lyrics, “Kommissar will make you! / Deutschland will make you!” Are you ROTFL yet? Elsewhere in the film, Snoop Dogg sings a straightforward version of “Winter Wonderland.” I was mortified for him.

Truth and time tells all, but The Hills’ Justaan Bobbay will live forever. Kristin’s former coworker and (alleged) ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby Brescia recently emerged from wherever he’s been to do an interview with Us Weekly about his current career as a hairstylist. His salon is right in his Manhattan loft.

If I asked you to close your eyes and envision the worst possible celebrity interview scenario, what would it be? The right answer is of course Deadline’s Mike Fleming, Jr. interviewing Woody Allen.

“U2 [you, too] had a painful accident?” (Bono speaking to The Edge.)

Kate Bosworth. It all started out great for her: accepted into Princeton, two different colored eyes, a starring role in Blue Crush, a relationship with Orlando Bloom. But then what happened? She fell victim to the ravages of the mid-aughts, much like the rest of us.

Andrew Keegan, former teen heartthrob and current religious leader, was recently busted for selling kombucha—a disgusting, slightly alcoholic, effervescent fermented tea drink for dummies—at a church fundraiser. I thought we had religious freedom in this country? Damn.

Come Monday, there will be two kinds of people in the world: Those who love Mad Max: Fury Road, and those who still haven’t seen it. Do not fall behind on this one. You will be left in the dust and crushed by a truck that looks like a porcupine.

Bill Cosby appeared on Good Morning America this morning to talk about his campaign to improve education in Alabama. He ended up talking a whole lot of nonsense after ABC News’ Linsey Davis asked him what he would say to child who asks him about the numerous women who have accused him of sexual assault.

Sometime after becoming pregnant with her third child, Kristin Cavallari posed for a photo shoot. The resulting images were posted to the Instagram account of “DISfunksion magazine” this week, which is, to the best of our knowledge, some kind of publication.

Last week, arts organization BRIC announced a June 26 screening of the seminal 1990 documentary Paris Is Burning as part of its Celebrate Brooklyn! program. Invited to help present the screening was the movie’s director, Jennie Livingston, musician/artist JD Samson, who was to perform a DJ set, and exactly zero queer people of color or members of the ballroom community. That community of mostly black and Latin gay men and trans women who compete in pageant-like balls while voguing and wearing all kinds of drag provided the basis of Livingston’s doc and thrives today. It would have been extremely easy to reach out—I attended a PIB screening in November at a very tiny film festival (we watched it in a church!) and Milton Ninja (of the Legendary House of Ninja) spoke after the movie. These people are around and they’re still eager to share their experiences.

Before meeting Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, at a club in New York City on Tuesday night, VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model, Rihanna, received a romantic surprise—but from whom?

Kim Richards, whose battle with alcoholism has been a recurring plot point on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, has been officially charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest, and battery on a cop following a drunken incident at the Beverly Hills hotel on April 16.

Sarah Jessica Parker is once again hot on the trail of a missing item.

As you know—truly, as you’ve always known—Kristin Cavallari is pregnant. She announced the news on the Kristin Cavallari app for iPhone on Monday, and it’s since been picked up by E! News, Us Weekly, and the like. But what do the people who really know Kristin think of her announcement?

Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Hannah Davis, 25, recently explained to People that modeling different kinds of bikinis all day does not cause her to develop weird tan lines.