The video for the ill-fated Britney Spears/Iggy Azalea duet “Pretty Girls” dropped today and oh my god it includes an interlude with dialogue that is almost certainly the best worst thing you will see this year. I can’t imagine anything being better or worse than this going forward until the world ends, in fact.
Tiger Woods cheated on his ex-wife Elin Nordegren with a lot of women—we know that. But did he cheat on his recent ex-girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, too? One of Lindsey’s “friends” says yes.
The people have spoken, and they want muscles. In the great American debate over which version of Chris Pratt—dadbod or rippedbod—is hotter, the winner is clear: of the just over 20,000 votes, 61 percent went to rippedbod, making dadbod something like the Walter Mondale of body types. Below are demographic stats breaking down Pratt bod preferences by age, gender, and location.* (Botswana: dadbod!)
The battle between Sofía Vergara and her ex-boyfriend, Nick Loeb, over the destiny of some embryos the two had frozen when they were a couple is the climatic final act of a classic domestic drama: the one where the woman realizes her lover is a loser.
Hugh Jackman, actor who often plays Wolverine, recently bragged on social media that he’d just joined the “1,000-pound club” at his gym. Big whoop, Hugh Jackman.
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but your old pal Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical may not be well. In an interview with Health magazine that went live earlier this month but is, due to the rhythms of the universe, just now gaining traction in the tabloids, Ashley can’t stop talking about dead people—specifically famous dead people to whom she has tenuous personal connections; more specifically: Robin Williams and Brittany Murphy.
In this world, there are leaders, and there are followers. Heroes and villains. Miles Tellers and pregnant ladies. The people who save other people in the ocean, and the people who are drowning. Sometimes, it’s hard to tell who’s who, as evidenced by a recent incident involving the actor Miles Teller in Miami.
The Edition Hotel, housed in the MetLife clock tower on Madison Square Park, opens to the public tomorrow. Until that moment it will have been inhabited by only one soul; one man brave enough to walk its empty halls; one man who knows that it ain’t over ‘til it’s over; one man who refused to fly away. Of course, that man is the American Woman himself: Lenny Kravitz.
George and Amal are at it again.
Kristin is pregnant.
Kendrick Lamar is playing a disabled meme creator in a new Taylor Swift video, apparently? The world never ceases to produce wonders.
Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has looked like a dude you’d see walking around Brooklyn for some time now. (Hat, beard, shoes that you are supposed to notice but that are objectively bad looking.) On Saturday, a tipster tells us, he truly was a dude walking around the Williamsburg area of Brooklyn—with a model, of course.
In a 2011 interview with Life & Style, future author Kristin Cavallari revealed that her favorite place to sleep—besides in her own bed—is “the Gansevoort hotel in NYC.”
Yesterday was Kristin Cavallari’s younger son Jax’s birthday—we totally forgot. He is now one year old. Here are some facts about Jax:
The New York Times Magazine published a highly-entertaining profile of Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner today, for which writer Taffy Brodesser-Akner spent a day on the set of Keeping Up With the Kardashians at the sprawling Jenner manse in Calabasas. Brodesser-Akner got to sample one those salads the Kardashians are always eating and use Jenner’s special-order black toilet paper. She was not permitted, however, to join Jenner on a filmed Costco trip:
