Terrence Howard has alleged in court documents that he was blackmailed by his ex-wife Michelle Ghent. According to Howard, he recorded Ghent saying that she could “get $2 million right now” for putting his “little dick out there in front of TV.” This exchange raises a number of questions, one of which is the following: Does Terrence Howard actually have a small dick? The answer, evidence shows, appears to be yes.

As we move throughout life on a day-to-day, there are certain things that can weigh us down. Health problems; familial in-fighting; work stresses; difficulties regarding romance; Bruce Willis’s typewriter, meaning, specifically, whether Bruce Willis’s typewriter is in working condition or in disrepair. Let me remove a bit of that weight, you poor thing.

Taylor Swift, proud owner of 37 best friends, does not seem like the most difficult queen bee to impress. If you are kind of famous or a model or Haim or 16 or 45 she’ll invite you on vacation with her. She’s friends with Jaime King! And someone from “Fifth Harmony.” But there is one cool, pretty white woman Taylor Swift will not hang out with:

Earlier this week, aspiring author Kristin Cavallari assured Us Weekly that she’d be A-ok hanging out with Olivia Munn, even if some people think Olivia Munn is hotter than her. And you know what? For Kristin, life of the party, it doesn’t stop there. There are plenty of other attractive women Kristin would like to see socially.

This is not the most shocking news coming from someone as LGBT-friendly, wiiiiild, and tongue-agile as Miley Cyrus, but it’s nice nonetheless: She revealed to the AP that “not all her past relationships were ‘straight, heterosexual’ ones.” The piece continues, “She did not elaborate.”

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Holley appeared in court this morning to let the judge know that Lindsay has completed all 125 of her required community service hours stemming from a 2012 reckless driving ca—JK, Lindsay has only completed nine hours and 45 minutes of service so far. Lindsaayyyy.

It’s the word on the lips of literally every single American, from the newest baby, to the most recently deceased corpse: dadbod. A guy with a gut. A man with flab to grab. According to the original dadbod text, this soft body type is “more human, natural, and attractive” than its perfectly sculpted counterpart. But do people outside of trend stories actually find dadbod hotter?

Sardi’s is a very famous restaurant in New York City where caricatures of famous people have been drawn and hung on the walls for thousands of years. Bradley Cooper is a famous person who went there recently to meet a drawing of a woman who looked just like him. Maybe next time you’ll get your shot, Brad!

Last night, E! released a teaser for an upcoming Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode where 17-year-old Kylie Jenner reveals she’s had lip injections. Anyone who’s seen a photo of Kylie in the last year could have told you that, but the Kardashians have gone to great lengths to keep it just another sweet family secret.

Natalie Portman is at once chill and deeply unchill about her Academy Award.

The lead singer of The Maroon 5 Band, Adam Levine, was exiting a building after an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday when a fan nearby had an idea: This guy needs a little sweetness in his life. He keeps asking for it in that song I hear literally everywhere that I go.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has been enjoying his status as “actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse” since the late ‘90s. But is the star beginning to pull away from his old, coked-up sex crew?

One day it will all be over for Terrence Howard. Life, yes, but more importantly the extremely embarrassing legal battle he’s been waging with his ex-wife Michelle Ghent. Recently, according to TMZ, Howard filed legal documents stating that Ghent attempted to blackmail him by threatening to release photos of his small d:

After appearing as one of the most naked attendees at the Met Ball on Monday, Kim Kardashian won a coveted spot on Vogue’s best dressed list. The reality star was incredulous at the news at first, tweeting at 3:27 p.m. today, “Best dressed list?!?! Thank you so much Vogue for this honor! #MetGala2015.”

Fledgling memoirist Kristin Cavallari posted a photo of herself with bangs on Instagram yesterday. Caption: “Having fun on set with my #secretbangs and @thescottycunha @mr_nicolasbru.”

Tasteful as always, the final chapter in the franchise that is the cinematic equivalent of chewing up food and showing it to people before swallowing is out May 22.

“We totally respect his decision,” One Direction wrote in a statement announcing Zayn Malik’s departure. “And send him all our love for the future.” *Maury voice* That’s a lie.

Experiencing Mariah Carey live nowadays is like listening to someone start to make a Forrest Gump reference: You pretty much know what you’re going to get, but you can’t be certain what kinds of twists, turns, and yes, surprises are in store. Mariah’s voice ain’t what it used to be, on account of her being in her third decade of singing her lungs out for public consumption. Sometimes she is good, sometimes she is bad. She’s in the weird position of being a superstar underdog, a singer who’s still a billion times more talented than your average human being but who has been brought back down to earth over the years via unmistakable humanity.

On Tuesday afternoon, selfie queen and alleged animal murderer Kim Kardashian graced a New York City Barnes & Noble with her esteemed presence, in order to sign copies of her new book of vanities, Selfish. While the line began forming on Monday night, that didn’t stop several animal activists from patiently waiting for hours to speak their truth to the star. Animal NY published video of the incident.

Page Six reports that “Blurred Lines” singer Robin Thicke, 38, was “making out” with his 20-year-old “girlfriend” on a red-eye from LAX to the Caribbean last week. “He was standing in the aisle as people boarded, leaning over to make out with her,” a source claims. Hmm. Why did no one call the cops?