Kristin Cavallari recently posted a Yahoo! Health article on her eponymous app titled, “Popular Wines Contain High Levels of Arsenic, Lawsuit Alleges”.

As you stare at the wall wishing for something to do this fine Saturday, keep in mind that future author Kristin Cavallari has a “cute new web series” with Revlon cosmetics coming soon.

Zayny baby! Let’s rap. First you quit British boy band One Direction; then you blithely go on vacation with your fiancée Perrie Edwards; then you let some rumors fly about possibly getting married at Disneyland. And now, a major haircut and a nose piercing? You wanna tell us what’s going on?

The Iowa caucuses aren’t for another nine months, but Kristin Cavallari needs your vote—now. She posted the photo below to Instagram yesterday along with an appeal to the female electorate.

Selena Gomez showed off her new curvy body recently in a sexy Instagram photo in which she is seen lying on a pool lounge chair in a swimsuit, enjoying a vacation in Mexico. But is she happy with her new curves?

On Monday, Michael Bublé, a man beloved by aunts for reasons that I am still not entirely clear on (he plays piano...?), uploaded the above photo of himself smiling like a potato with a sphincter. In the background was a woman with a sumptuous derriere. He captioned it:

Anna Kendrick, le petit dynamo, announced she is writing a book of personal essays to be published by Simon & Schuster next fall. The book's press release says it will be "expanding upon the witty and ironic dispatches for which she is known." Sure.

Chris Brown confirmed the concerning report that he is a dad on Instagram last night by posting a photo of his 10-month-old baby. TMZ reported last month that Brown fathered the child with one Nia Guzman. He's already taken credit for how adorable the baby is, writing on Instagram, "God has blessed me with my twin. #ROYALTY."

Before Kristin Cavallari was writing book about heels and how to balance on them, she dated a famous actor: Nick Zano, former cast member of the WB's What I Like About You. It was 2006, Kristin was 20 years old, and she got his initials tattooed on the inside of her wrist.

Jared Leto revealed his Suicide Squad "Joker" look on Snapchat today, and, personally, I don't like looking at it.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, recently dined at Nobu in Malibu, California with Bradley Cooper, as well as—hmm, hold on, ahh-maybe it's, hmm, if I just...lemme see, uh—zero models?!

I'm not sure why we're just hearing about this now, but E! News reports that former lovers John Mayer and Katy Perry had dinner together on April 4th. At the "brand-new West Hollywood hot spot Ysabel," no less. According to an eyewitness, they held hands.

Nicki Minaj, a rapper and boss, may be engaged to Philadelphia native and rapper Meek Mill. This will be a huge win for the city of Philadelphia, as well as for Mill (AKA Robert Williams), who is 27 and seems really nice! But is it true or is Nicki just fucking with us? Let's investigate the evidence.

In a recent interview with New Zealand's ZM Online, singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran revealed a few things: in addition to being a troubadour, he's a cock connoisseur; he thinks One Direction's Harry Styles has a big dick; and said photo proving Styles's hung status was leaked onto the internet a few years ago by Styles himself. Via Towleroad, 'av a watch, guvnuh:

In a rare display of magnanimity on Instagram yesterday, Kristin Cavallari complimented the looks of two unnamed women who are currently competing on the reality show The Voice.

Nearly 100 years ago on April 24, 1915, the Ottoman Turks began systematically killing minority Armenian citizens en masse. During and after the first World War, an estimated 1.5 million Armenians were either killed or sent on death marches into the Syrian desert.

Though the Kardashian-Wests are comfortably back in their second home, Gay Paree, they've been given a perfect scrapbook souvenir by which to remember their tour of the Middle East. When a photo of the royal family with Jerusalem's mayor Nir Barkat appeared online, an ultra-Orthodox publication cleverly obfuscated Kim Kardashian by plastering a huge receipt over her body (even though she was dressed quite demurely).

The newly engaged Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs first bonded over a mutual love of music —we all know that for sure. However, did you know the couple also shares a love of dance?

With the upcoming release of her selfie book, Selfish, Kim Kardashian has been on the press circuit even more than usual (as if you hadn't already preordered nine copies of this thing). In a recurring Harper's Bazaar feature, Kardashian shares a rundown of an average Kim K day—and it doesn't sound fun at all.

What do you think of when you hear the name Rumer Willis? Maybe you think "wild" or "extremely cool" or "rock music." But let me tell you something right now: it is not polite to judge. Rumer Willis, current Dancing with the Stars contestant and daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is not some crazy chick.