Amy Pascal made some mistakes. Nobody is going to dispute that. But here’s at least one good decision she made: turning down some aging tech schmuck’s pitch to turn Spider-Man into an EDM-loving, Tough Mudder-participating, humblebragging shithead.

I'm on vacation this week. Here's a photo of Kristin vacationing with two Kardashians in Miami Beach in 2008. At the time, she was the most famous person in the picture.

Adam Sandler is currently in New Mexico filming The Ridiculous Six, his first original movie for Netflix. Details about the film are scant. We know that it is apparently a parody of the classic Western The Magnificent Seven; we also know that a portion of the film features portrayals of American Indians so offensive that a dozen Native actors, including the film’s “cultural advisor,” straight-up walked off the set yesterday.

Tom Hardy, an English actor with big muscles and a stern glare, looks tough. Hell, he looks like he could punch your face through a wall. Does that mean he’s definitely gonna do that without thinking about the consequences? Would he ever kill someone? Luckily, he says he wouldn’t. Thank god.

Midway through a press screening of the Tribeca Film Festival documentary offering Autism in Love, while listening to Lindsey—one of the movie’s four featured subjects—describe her self-consciousness and frequent befuddlement over human behavior, I wondered, “Wait, do I have autism, too?”

After four minutes of questions about Tony Stark and two very tense, very awkward minutes of questions about his “dark periods,” Robert Downey, Jr. stood up and bailed on an interview with Channel 4’s Krishnan Guru-Murthy. But not before telling Guru-Murthy he’s “kind of a schmuck.”

I'm on vacation this week. Here's a GIF of Kristin Cavallari enjoying herself while on vacation in Costa Rica with the cast of The Hills in 2011.

It’s maddening to think that there are people out there whose faces we know from television and film, walking around all day, just think, think, thinking thoughts inside of their own heads. What are they thinking? Tell us. They should be forced to tell us. Luckily, Renée Zellweger, a women from film, recently told us one thing she was thinking (about her boyfriend).

We bring you this news with a heavy heart. St. Vincent and Cara Delevingne, two perfect women previously seen kissing and walking, have broken up. They used to be in a relationship, but now they are not. The world has turned and left us here. Say it ain’t so.

Awww, little baby Tom Cruise? Is widdle baby Tommy Cruise scared? Sweetie widdle bitty baby Cruisey? Widdle scaredy guy, bitty baby boy? Aww, widdle bitty baby boy?

Oh, Lindsay. Poor, sweet Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan—semi-famous young woman who is just trying to take every day as it comes—attempted to post an image on Instagram this afternoon of the words “You’re beautiful,” written in Arabic. Instead, she posted an image of the words “You’re an ass,” written in Arabic.

Have an opinion about Coachella* or don’t, I don’t care. But let’s all agree that one cool thing about Coachella is a very specific, fleeting bit of internet that I like to call “Celebrity mansion rentals in Palm Springs during Coachella,” in which famous people post photos to Instagram of whatever estates they’re staying in while at the festival. This year, no one’s mansion rental mattered more than Rihanna’s incredible pool.

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a 2006 photo of Kristin Cavallari on the beach in Malibu with then-boyfriend Brody Jenner.

Did you think that Zayn, a person we talk about now, was just going to lie down and die after leaving One Direction? Did you think he was just going to dig a Zayn-sized hole in the dirt; kiss his fiancée, Perrie Edwards, goodbye; jump in the hole; and kill himself right in the hole? Did you think that he was going to hope that a helpful stranger would pass by and fill up the hole with dirt, or maybe someone he hired in advance? Well think again, you lunatic, because maybe he’s going to try acting now.

Charlize Theron—an actress known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry—covers the most recent issue of W Magazine, in which she is interviewed about a variety of deeply personal topics: work, life, how she loves her dogs as much as her son, etc.

Does the air feel a bit heavier? Does the ground underneath your feet feel as though it could open up and swallow you whole at any moment? Does your heart feel a bit...heavier? Well, my friend, it may be because Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow—public figures, parents to Apple and Moses (humans)—have officially filed for divorce.

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a photo of Kristin Cavallari on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with the cast of Laguna Beach in 2005.

Ariana Grande and Big Sean, one of the most disturbing couples on Earth, have mercifully ended their relationship after eight months, reps for both artists confirmed to Us Weekly.

Over the weekend, Channing Tatum left his black backpack in a cab. He paid for the ride with cash. Would he ever get his black backpack back? Tatum took to Twitter to plead for the safe return of his helpful accessory and—look at that, it worked.

Bobby Brown told the audience at a concert in Grand Prairie, Texas this weekend that his daughter with the late Whitney Houston is “awake” nearly three months after she was placed into a coma.