Tattoo Artist Desperately Wants Credit for Drawing a Vag on Demi Lovato

Jay Hathaway · 04/30/15 12:45PM

Former Disney starlet Demi Lovato just dropped a sick burn on a tattoo artist who was upset that Demi had someone else draw over her work. Under normal circumstances, a cover-up would be a sign of disrespect, but this is a special case because Lovato was 18 and drunk at the time. And because the tattoo looked like “an open vagina.”

Emma Stone Wears Her Heart On a Paper Bag

Allie Jones · 04/30/15 12:32PM

Three agonizing weeks ago, we learned the terrible (possible) truth that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are taking a break from their relationship. We thought we knew it all, then—Us Weekly reported the pair was fighting “a lot” and hadn’t seen each other recently. But as with everything in Hollywood, the more you think you know, the more you see Emma Stone walking around carrying a bag with Andrew Garfield’s name on it.

Sandra Lee Rescued a Distressed Baby Seal 

Allie Jones · 04/30/15 08:13AM

Sandra Lee—author; chef; semi-homemade—is nothing if not a problem solver. So when she discovered a struggling baby seal washed up on the beach in Malibu this Tuesday, she canceled her many important television appearances to save it.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 94: Such an Exciting Day for Kristin

Allie Jones · 04/29/15 02:45PM

Four hundred and six days until Kristin Cavallari’s debut memoir drops, and she is already shooting the cover photo. It’s of Kristin. She writes on Instagram, “Goofing off getting ready to start shooting for the cover of Balancing In Heels!!! Such an exciting day for me [confetti emoji]”

Oh God the Trailer for the New Creepy Woody Allen Movie Is Here 

Aleksander Chan · 04/29/15 02:01PM

Woody Allen, still standing accused of sexually abusing his adoptive daughter, still making movies with Academy Award nominees. In his next film, Irrational Man, Emma Stone, his latest muse/obsession, plays a college student who falls for her professor (Joaquin Phoenix). Gotta love those relevant power dynamics.

50 Years Later, the Cast of Lizzie McGuire Reunites at a Bowling Alley

Allie Jones · 04/29/15 08:35AM

A gray-haired Lizzie McGuire and her estranged best friend Miranda Sanchez reunited for the first time in many, many years two nights ago at a bowling alley. Lizzie’s younger brother Matt tagged along—doy—even though he is now a gentleman with a hairline that’s not what it used to be.

WAIT, WHAT?

Allie Jones · 04/28/15 02:27PM

Via Wikipedia, the following information regarding character names in two early-aughts Olsen twin productions has come to our attention:

Sandler Producers Caught on Camera Arguing With Native American Extras

Jordan Sargent · 04/27/15 05:35PM

You have read the jokes in Adam Sandler’s upcoming Netflix movie The Ridiculous Six that caused Native American extras to walk off the set. Now, you can see a video of Sandler’s producers arguing with the group of Native Americans. “Here’s the thing,” one producer appears to tell the actors in the cell phone footage. “If you’re overly sensitive about it then you should leave.”

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Got Married in a Ditch 

Aleksander Chan · 04/27/15 12:02PM

Actress Nikki Reed and actor Ian Somerhalder tied the knot this weekend in what the Daily Mail describes as “the mountains of Santa Monica.” Photos from the nuptials tell a different story, the title of which is Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder Got Married in a Ditch: A Story.

Stephen Hawking Breaks Silence About Zayn

Kelly Conaboy · 04/27/15 08:55AM

We’ve all been taking about Zayn, whoever that is, a lot now all of a sudden, but one man has remained curiously silent: Stephen Hawking. What’s he hiding? What reason does he have to be such a coward re: stuff about Zayn? One brave fan got to the bottom of it this weekend during a Q&A event at the Sydney Opera House.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 90: Vision In White

Allie Jones · 04/25/15 03:20PM

I’m on vacation this week. Here’s a photo of Kristin frowning at a copy of Vision In White by Nora Roberts—a book about a wedding planner—while on vacation with her now-husband Jay Cutler in Miami in 2011.