In 472 days, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels hits shelves. It will be a tome so epic as to encompass "really just everything in my life," according to Kristin. How many pages has she written so far?

With 473 days left to go before her debut book Balancing on Heels drops, Kristin continues to reveal herself to us in small but telling ways. Last week, she plopped one more tiny nugget of insight into her psyche on Instagram.

Prince Harry, the good-looking one, has some explaining to do. Woman's Day magazine is reporting that Harry has been having dates with a young feminist with a posh accent Emma Watson. News to me, Harry. Infidelity is a sin and it won't be tolerated by me or this website.

After trouncing Khloe Kardashian in this week's Twitter feud for the ages, Amber Rose has won again: this time by clapping back at Kanye West, who said on the radio this morning that he had to take "30 showers" after dating her to get with his current wife, Kim Kardashian.

If we've learned anything so far this year it's that the newly and heavily pro-friendship Taylor Swift really loves Haim. The indie rock superstars were punching above their weight class mugging it up with A-list celebs at Taylor's birthday, and recently the three sisters went on vacation with her to Hawaii. This summer, they'll open up for Swift on a handful of dates on her 1989 tour. Fingers crossed Alana Haim will be cool if one of her exes ends up tagging along.

Last month, Kristin Cavallari—who is currently working on or perhaps at least pondering in a casual way her debut book Balancing on Heels, which is due out in 474 days—revealed that she can look skinny, but she doesn't like that look." I can look really skinny, and I don't like that look," she told E! News. "So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now."

What will you be doing when you die? You can only hope not jerking off, but the truth is no one knows—except Hugh Jackman (about himself).

The clip above depicts chaos or democracy (or both), depending how you look at it. It's from Amanda Rose Wilder's documentary Approaching the Elephant (opening today in New York), which documents the first year of the Teddy McArdle Free School in Little Falls, NJ. Shot over the course of the the 2007-2008 school year (Teddy McArdle has since closed), Elephant captures the freedom and tumult that results from allowing young students (here they range in age from 6-11) to govern themselves, in this case, giving them equal say with their adult supervisors in terms of curriculum and rules. "Free schooling" (sometimes referred to as "democratic education") is a concept that has existed for over a century and the execution of its ideals varies from school to school. Approaching the Elephant is a snapshot of one, filmed in the observational style akin to Wilder's influences like Frederick Wiseman, the Maysles, and the Dardennes.

Bad rapper Vanilla Ice claims he's getting a bad rap with respect to his alleged burglary of a Florida home. Although some of the items reported stolen were found in his possession, Ice (a.k.a. Rob VanWinkle) says he didn't break into the house, he just took a bunch of what appeared to be trash from the curb.

The Hollywood Reporter is running a great series right now called "Brutally Honest Oscar Ballots" in which a real life Academy voter is granted anonymity in exchange for full candor in evaluating this year's nominations. The pieces are good if you would like to know what films might win awards this year, but even better if you would like multiple examples showing why Academy voters are fucking crazy.

In an interview on Power 105.1's "The Breakfast Club" taped yesterday and aired this morning, Kanye West revealed that he had to take "30 showers" after dating Amber Rose to get with his current wife, Kim Kardashian. He also suggested that 25-year-old rapper Tyga is dating his 17-year-old sister-in-law Kylie Jenner. Oh, Kanye!

Dustin Diamond, the grown man who was once Screech on Saved by the Bell, gave an in-depth interview about his life after the show to a Milwaukee news station this week, shortly after pleading not guilty to stabbing a man on Christmas at a Port Washington, Wisc., bar.

Kristin Cavallari has revealed to us the secrets of bone broth, the foibles of agave, and the number of calories in one scoop of sour cream (too many). Today, 475 days before the publication of her debut book Balancing on Heels, she reveals the most important bit of diet advice she's picked up on the Occupy Monsanto message boards so far: "eat fermented food."

It's so hard to know what to believe when it come to the love life of Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse. Is he dating a model? Is he dating multiple models? Or is he dating VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna while dating either one or multiple other models? According to the Daily Mail, not that last one.

The 20 stars nominated for Academy Awards this year represent some of the most talented (or, anyway, famous) actors on screen today. At one point, however, they were slack-jawed, blank-eyed, no-name novices. They’d probably like to forget their often humiliating early work, but thanks to the magic of technology, they can never escape it. From Ed Norton’s educational ESL VHS to Emma Stone’s completely mortifying renditions of pop songs on an American Idol knock-off show, so much of the early work of these nominees is jaw-droppingly bad.

Despite 25-year-old rapper Tyga's denial this week that he's dating 17-year-old Kardashian sister Kylie Jenner, Page Six reports that the two were spotted in the private wine cellar at Philippe in New York City. Did Kylie finally get a fake ID?

Kristin Cavallari named her sons "Camden" and "Jaxon"—unprompted!

"Ladies Love Cool Ansel" is what they say about Ansel Elgort, the star of Divergent and The Fault in Our Stars, and it's a good thing because, man, does Ansel love the ladies back. In a new interview, Elgort talks all about sex, women, sex, video games, sex, his girlfriend, how he got to have sex with his girlfriend and, of course, EDM.

Amazing Bikini Body Kate Hudson was not always known as such. In the new issue of Shape, she reveals she only recently learned to eat and drink in moderation, while on vacation in Paris. She did not come to this realization on her own, however—the lesson was presented to her by another dame.

Last night, Bryan Singer posted the above portrait of a pouty-lipped 18-year-old named Kodi Smit-McPhee to his Instagram account. Singer announced that Smit-McPhee won the role of Nightcrawler in Singer's upcoming X-Men Apoclaypse. Can you believe it?