According to TMZ, Jim Carrey’s on-and-off girlfriend, Cathriona White, was found dead from a possible pill overdose, just a few days after the couple broke off their relationship.

Ridley Scott’s new movie about Mars won’t feature the planet’s running water, as announced Monday by NASA, but it’s not because he didn’t know it was there. Because he did, months before you, actually, so thank you for asking.

As Kristin Cavallari will tell you multiple times without being asked, she identifies as “petite.” Whether she’s discussing the “best bathing suit for different body types” or literally anything at all, Kristin consistently insists the people recognize her for what she is: puhteet.

This week in Jerusalem! Armenia wasn’t always easy, but then, the best things in life never are. This week, we follow a grinning and drenched Kanye West out of the Kardashians’ homeland and into the holy land, where Bubba is baptized and cookies are still Armenian.

Last week we brought you the unfortunate news that a trendy West Hollywood restaurant has been linked to a salmonella outbreak. At first, it looked like only regular people were affected, but now, dear reader, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you: dozens of beautiful celebrities may also be in danger.

Kaley Cuoco—star of the popular Bird Bop program on CBS, now airing Mondays at 8/7c—announced her divorce from her husband of 21 months, Ryan Sweeting, on Friday. Since then she’s been doing stuff with horses.

Last week, Kristin Cavallari—whose debut book Balancing in Heels hits shelves in 255 days—made an appearance at The Blonds New York Fashion Week runway show and the subsequent Just Jared write-up of the event titled, “Kelly Osbourne Sits Front Row At The Blonds NYFW Show with Bette Midler!”

Kristin Cavallari is so happy fall weather is here.

What’s a “push present?” According to Wikipedia, “a push present (also known as a push gift, baby mama gift or baby bauble) is a present a father gives to the mother to mark the occasion of her giving birth to their child.” According to Kristin Cavallari, she’s all for it.

For the alleged benefit of those who have downloaded the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, Kristin Cavallari announced at the beginning of football season that she would release one of her favorite tailgating recipes each week on the app.

With The Green Inferno—the first of two new Eli Roth movies that will be released in the next two weeks—Eli Roth attempts the virtual impossible: making a modern cannibal movie. The Green Inferno is a throwback to the small but notorious cannibal subgenre of Italian horror movies that were made mostly during the late ’70s and early ’80s. The movies were characterized by extreme gore, on-screen mutilation of live animals, sexual violence, and depictions of jungle-dwelling natives as man-eating savages. They are intentionally revolting and, at best, effective assaults on the senses.

Diva memoirs have a reputation for being light on revelations, but Grace Jones is no ordinary diva, and her upcoming book I’ll Never Write My Memoirs is no ordinary book. It’s frank regarding the sex and drugs the legendary singer/actor has indulged in, and unapologetically opinionated, but sometimes less than forthcoming about seemingly simple details (Jones spends several pages discussing why she will not discuss her age).

In a recent interview with the baby registry site Cricket’s Circle, fledging memoirist Kristin Cavallari revealed much about her life, including what she’s naming her baby after (a dog). She also offered some relationship advice:

Tyga, who dates Kylie Jenner and also apparently raps, was scheduled to travel to Brazil for four shows this week, but the promoters behind the sold-out events claim Kylie made him pull out at the last minute.

Years ago, Showgirls star Gina Gershon admitted that she was aware of how ridiculous the movie was while they were filming it. Then just this summer, Elizabeth Berkley finally made peace with the movie she was widely ridiculed for and whose name she didn’t speak of for years. Now, in a Rolling Stone interview pegged to the camp classic’s 20th anniversary, the Dutch madman who directed it, Paul Verhoeven, has revealed that the movie is precisely as tacky as he wanted it to be.

Kristin Cavallari is currently pregnant with a baby girl due this fall. (Her book is due many months later.) Ever the planner, Kristin—who named her first two children Camden and Jaxon—has already picked out a name for baby number three.

A 17-year-old non-celebrity, who those Kylie Jenner’s “camp” claim never to have heard of, is suing Kylie for allegedly threatening her, having her followed, and eventually staging a car accident to injure her, all because Jaden Smith was into this teen and Kylie was jealous. Whoa-kay.

Even if it were possible to ignore its numerous failings at adequate representation and historical accuracy (problems that many noticed when its trailer hit the internet last month), Roland Emmerich’s Stonewall would still be a monstrosity. Its badness is nearly unfathomable. Emmerich has made several disaster movies (2012, The Day After Tomorrow, Independence Day), but his work has never achieved the level of cataclysm that Stonewall does.

Writer Emma Brockes recently put up with Robert De Niro “glumly” answering questions, referring to her as “darling,” and eventually cutting short their interview. Emma Brockes is a lucky writer, indeed.

Suburban father Ryan Reynolds is working through some of the typical challenges new dads face, like having to cut ties with a lifelong friend who tried to sell private family photos of Reynolds and Blake Lively in the delivery room with their daughter. Just dad things.