Here's Your First Terrifying Teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay
Kelly Conaboy · 06/25/14 09:52AMThe first teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1 was released this morning, and features some propaganda for the nation of Panem from the Capitol's President Snow, with sweet ol' Peeta standing obediently beside him.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches the World Cup
Kelly Conaboy · 06/25/14 09:20AMGeorge Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" Museum in Chicago
Kelly Conaboy · 06/25/14 08:42AMR.I.P. "Bow Wow"
Jordan Sargent · 06/24/14 05:17PM"Take a Fucking Joke": Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson, Alec Baldwin
Taylor Berman · 06/24/14 07:35AMPerez Hilton Stuck a Finger Up Howard Stern's Sidekick's Ass Today
Jordan Sargent · 06/23/14 02:30PMEver wonder what Perez Hilton's up to these days? If not, that's definitely for the best—there are so many things out there to wonder about—but here is a glimpse: today he administered a prostate exam (or something!) live on Howard Stern's radio show. How the mighty (well, okay) fall.
Robert Pattinson Is a Frail Bird
Dayna Evans · 06/23/14 12:35PMRobert Pattinson, 28-year-old strong-jawed actor with a soft-jawed heart, has a new film out this week where the British permanent 5 o'clock shadow unleashes his real acting chops. The Rover has Pattinson roaming the Australian outback in a post-apocalyptic world, subtly muttering, "Has anyone seen my allergy pills?"
Bourne Producer Says Matt Damon Will Definitely Not Be in Bourne 5
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 04:04PMWhen news broke yesterday that the fifth installment of the Bourne series was pushed back to 2016, hopeful rumors arose—and quickly spread—that the delay might be in an effort to accommodate Matt Damon's schedule. Could it be? Our Bourne baby, back again as Jason Bourne? Bourne producer Frank Marshall says no.
Rian Johnson Will Write and Direct Star Wars: Episode VIII
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 02:09PMReport: Orlando Bloom Won't Stop Begging Taylor Swift for a Date
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 12:37PMAt least 37 civilians were killed this morning in Syria's second car bombing in two days. On Tuesday night, ISIS militants—after capturing major Iraqi cities Mosul, Tikrit, and Tal Afar—attacked and set on fire Iraq's largest oil refinery. In Hollywood, Taylor Swift just refuses to go on a date with Orlando Bloom.
Please Watch This Arnold Schwarzenegger Fart Sound Compilation
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 10:32AMIf a compilation of Arnold Schwarzenegger clips with strategically placed fart noises doesn't immediately pique your interest, I understand: we're all adults. We have bills to pay, we're increasingly worried about getting sick, we're thinking about getting a NYTimes digital subscription. But just once—because it's Friday, if for no other reason—loosen your tie, take off your high heels, put down your briefcase, close your medicine bottle, and take a look. You're going to [fart sound] love it!
Listen to Jenny Slate Tell a Very Funny Story About Getting High
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 09:33AMJenny Slate, star of the wonderful film Obvious Child and every single one of the advertisements on your screen right now, visited Late Night With Seth Meyers last night and told an incredibly funny story about getting too high in college and confusing astronomy with astrology.
Breaking Bad Spinoff Better Call Saul Already Given Second Season
Kelly Conaboy · 06/20/14 08:34AMFor fans of Breaking Bad who are unwary of spinoffs, the good news is that AMC's Better Call Saul—the prequel that will follow Saul's early career on his path to becoming Walter White's attorney—has been prematurely given a second season. The bad news is you'll be seeing the first one a bit later than you thought.
Is Jerry Seinfeld OK?
Kelly Conaboy · 06/19/14 02:49PMThe fourth (fourth!) season of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee premiered today with guest Sarah Jessica Parker, who is neither a comedian, nor a car, nor coffee. The premiere would have come and gone without much of the Internet noticing, had Jerry Seinfeld not written and performed the incredible new theme song himself.
Harrison Ford Actually Broke His Damn Leg on the Star Wars Set
Kelly Conaboy · 06/19/14 12:59PMRemember that story about Harrison Ford injuring his ankle on the Millennium Falcon that we all got a worried little kick out of last week? (Remember when the police said they responded to "reports of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage door"?) Well, it turns out that it's a bit more serious than we all thought: Ford is reported to have suffered a broken leg.
Kim Kardashian, Like World, Would Be OK If Her Reality Show Ended
Kelly Conaboy · 06/19/14 11:12AMKelly Conaboy · 06/19/14 10:34AM
"He's so real in that performance that you forget that that's not how he is at all. It would just be surreal to watch somebody playing something so real, and instantly after you call 'Cut!' he's back to normal Chris Welch." Miked Judge recently wrote about working with Christopher Evan Welch, who died of lung cancer in December, and filming Silicon Valley's now-famous "Burger King" scene.