The BBC has issued an apology after sending a breaking news push notification to BBC News app users, informing them that there was "no nudity in the latest episode of Game of Thrones!!!"

The first teaser for The Hunger Games: Mockingjay—Part 1 was released this morning, and features some propaganda for the nation of Panem from the Capitol's President Snow, with sweet ol' Peeta standing obediently beside him.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog joined soccer fans cheering on Colombia, Greece, and Uruguay at World Cup viewing parties in Queens for last night's Conan. As is his nature, he insulted their hygiene, occupations, and lives in general.

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel recently beat out Los Angeles and San Francisco to house a museum featuring George Lucas's collection of movie memorabilia and art. It will be called the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art.

If you hadn't already, it's time to say goodbye to "Bow Wow," just like we once said goodbye to "Lil Bow Wow." Bow Wow is now just Shad Moss. Update your iPhone contacts accordingly.

In an interview with Playboy Magazine, Gary Oldman defended anti-Semitic and racist rants from Mel Gibson and homophobic outbursts from Alec Baldwin. "Take a fucking joke," Oldman said. "Get over it."

Ever wonder what Perez Hilton's up to these days? If not, that's definitely for the best—there are so many things out there to wonder about—but here is a glimpse: today he administered a prostate exam (or something!) live on Howard Stern's radio show. How the mighty (well, okay) fall.

Robert Pattinson, 28-year-old strong-jawed actor with a soft-jawed heart, has a new film out this week where the British permanent 5 o'clock shadow unleashes his real acting chops. The Rover has Pattinson roaming the Australian outback in a post-apocalyptic world, subtly muttering, "Has anyone seen my allergy pills?"

When news broke yesterday that the fifth installment of the Bourne series was pushed back to 2016, hopeful rumors arose—and quickly spread—that the delay might be in an effort to accommodate Matt Damon's schedule. Could it be? Our Bourne baby, back again as Jason Bourne? Bourne producer Frank Marshall says no.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Rian Johnson, director of Brick and Looper, has been tapped to write and direct Star Wars: Episode VIII.

At least 37 civilians were killed this morning in Syria's second car bombing in two days. On Tuesday night, ISIS militants—after capturing major Iraqi cities Mosul, Tikrit, and Tal Afar—attacked and set on fire Iraq's largest oil refinery. In Hollywood, Taylor Swift just refuses to go on a date with Orlando Bloom.

If a compilation of Arnold Schwarzenegger clips with strategically placed fart noises doesn't immediately pique your interest, I understand: we're all adults. We have bills to pay, we're increasingly worried about getting sick, we're thinking about getting a NYTimes digital subscription. But just once—because it's Friday, if for no other reason—loosen your tie, take off your high heels, put down your briefcase, close your medicine bottle, and take a look. You're going to [fart sound] love it!

Jenny Slate, star of the wonderful film Obvious Child and every single one of the advertisements on your screen right now, visited Late Night With Seth Meyers last night and told an incredibly funny story about getting too high in college and confusing astronomy with astrology.

For fans of Breaking Bad who are unwary of spinoffs, the good news is that AMC's Better Call Saul—the prequel that will follow Saul's early career on his path to becoming Walter White's attorney—has been prematurely given a second season. The bad news is you'll be seeing the first one a bit later than you thought.

The fourth (fourth!) season of Jerry Seinfeld's web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee premiered today with guest Sarah Jessica Parker, who is neither a comedian, nor a car, nor coffee. The premiere would have come and gone without much of the Internet noticing, had Jerry Seinfeld not written and performed the incredible new theme song himself.

Remember that story about Harrison Ford injuring his ankle on the Millennium Falcon that we all got a worried little kick out of last week? (Remember when the police said they responded to "reports of a 71-year-old man being injured by a garage door"?) Well, it turns out that it's a bit more serious than we all thought: Ford is reported to have suffered a broken leg.

What would you do if Keeping up with the Kardashians ended? Oh, I don't know. I have a chair that I like. I guess I could sit in the chair—sit, sit, sit. If I ever slid off I'd just pop myself back on and wait, bones contorting before turning to dust. I guess I'd be OK with it. So would Kim!

"He's so real in that performance that you forget that that's not how he is at all. It would just be surreal to watch somebody playing something so real, and instantly after you call 'Cut!' he's back to normal Chris Welch." Miked Judge recently wrote about working with Christopher Evan Welch, who died of lung cancer in December, and filming Silicon Valley's now-famous "Burger King" scene.

There has been a lot of speculation about where Chelsea Handler would go after her E! series Chelsea Lately ends its seven-year run on August 26th—late night? later night?—and the final, increasingly-popular decision was announced today: Netflix.

The Tonight Show is filming in Universal Studios all this week—you may have seen Jimmy Fallon on a roller coaster with Kevin Hart yesterday—and last night he kept the Universal theme going with a Harry Potter-themed rap from The Roots, a band of incredibly good sports.