The new Michelle Obama.

It appears that you can cross another name off the list of potential stars for the second season of True Detective: two representatives for Christian Bale tell Defamer that the Batman star won't be appearing in the next edition of the hit HBO show.

Mike Myers has long been considered collateral damage of Kanye West's infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" speech, his face a mix of terror and exasperation as the rapper seethes over the government's response to Hurricane Katrina. But in a new interview with GQ, Myers says that he was "proud" to be standing next to Kanye.

Hugh Jackman took his daughter Ava to see X-Men: Days of Future Past—directed by our friend Bryan Singer—recently, and everyone was having a great time until Jackman took his clothes off without warning his daughter that she was about to see his ass.

Remember when we watched Glee? And liked it? 2009, what a time.

Words comes from Nerdist that Jessica Chastain has been offered a lead role in the second season of Nic Pizzolatto's HBO anthology drama True Detective.

There are pros to being a Brooklyn resident in the Girls era. For instance, people from outside of New York think you live in the "center of it all" as opposed to a money-sucking Etsy diorama. But there are also cons, like when Girls films on an entire city block and screws up your day.

With the show's premiere just five weeks out, Disney has continued to leak notable snippets of Girl Meets World for the world to consume, reminisce over, and–most importantly–make fun of.

Betty White appeared on the Arsenio Hall Show on Monday night, once again proving why all the hip young teens love her so much. (Hint: it's not because of her dashing grandma-like looks.)

Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week along with just about every other celebrity on Earth, and on Sunday night she found herself at a nightclub with—who else?—Justin Bieber, who is in France to... rap battle with Wesley Snipes. Paris and Bieber left the club in a group, and it did not go well.

The cast of The Expendables 3 walked the red carpet at Cannes yesterday for the movie's premiere there (an extremely hot Cannes ticket, I'm sure). Here they are holding signs in support of the #BringBackOurGirls movement, and you can really see the emotion and investment in their faces.

Summer is around the corner, and with it the annual American ritual of watching critically acclaimed shows on cable, undoing that cultural progress with reality shows, and bingeing on all the shows, both trashy and artistically significant, missed during the regular season.

Let's see if this makes it into the third season of Girls: according to a tipster, Lena Dunham was at the Brooklyn Heights cafe Siggy's Good Food on Sunday, where she fed her dog Lamby, pictured above, a plate of restaurant-prepared salmon and salad. The salad, per our tipster, was dressed.

Would you rather watch Stephen Colbert or Neil Patrick Harris? It could have happened: on Wednesday, Harris confirmed rumors that he'd been asked to take David Letterman's spot after the Late Show host stepped down.

Surprisingly, How I Met Your Dad, the sequel to the recently departed hit CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother that was set to star Greta Gerwig, was not picked up by the network and appears to be dead in the water.

Your most pathetic prayers have finally been answered: CBS announced Wednesday morning that its inexplicably popular Two and a Half Men will end after its next season.

Malik Bendjelloul, the director of 2013 Academy Award winning documentary Searching For Sugar Man, passed away today at the age of 36. The cause of death has yet to be announced.

After months of publicly sucking up to producers, Channing Tatum has finally been granted his wish. Total Film confirmed last night that the Magic Mike star has landed the role of Remy LeBeau (alias Gambit) in an upcoming X-Men movie.

Today, Fox announced a one-hour "crossover" episode of The Simpsons and Family Guy called... The Simpsons Guy. Hopefully they spent more time on the episode than they did on the name.

This may just be the sweetest publicity stunt of all time. ABC announced on Good Morning America that it will pay for all marriage licenses and City Hall wedding costs for couples getting married in New York City on Monday.