True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto has already written a handful of episodes for the show's second season and has a good idea of what might come in the third. But, as he told reporters at the Banff World Media Festival, fans shouldn't expect much of a future for the show after that.

Adam Levine, a well-known blond from television and music, will marry 25-year-old model Behati Prinsloo in July. I know you're probably worried about whether or not that gives him enough time to perform the traditional "reaching out to all ex-girlfriends and apologizing for being an asshole," but relax: he already did that!

Kristen Wiig is re-teaming with Annie Mumolo, her Bridesmaids co-writer, to write, produce, and star in an upcoming comedy for TriStar. The film will also serve as Wiig's directorial debut.

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the beautiful and charming actress Anna Kendrick sits alone in a cafe, or a restaurant. She exhales loudly and takes an unbothered sip of coffee. Twirling her hair around her finger, she tweets something funny about Game of Thrones—two thousand RTs, instantly. Sigh. Why won't anyone hit on her?

Sega's formerly and—fingers crossed—currently beloved hedgehog, Sonic, is headed to a theater near you with help from Sony Pictures Entertainment and Upright Citizens Brigade alums Evan Susser and Van Robichaux. Timely!

Oh boy. In a recent interview with Pride Source, actress and feminist Lily Tomlin was asked what she thought of modern examples of feminism, specifically think-piece darlings Beyoncé and Girls. Can you believe that she responded with anything other than "both perfect, next question"?

Last night, the long-awaited trailer for Dumb and Dumber To finally debuted on The Tonight Show. It's about what'd you expect: catheter jokes, a cat named Butthole, fireworks, hot-pepper eating, grandmother sex, and deer riding.

"Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes" was a hot meme at some point in time—who can really remember exactly—and last night on Late Night With Seth Meyers, Buscemi himself confronted the horror of his baggy, sad eyes on the faces of wholesome Disney characters.

You learn something new every day, especially if you're a 30-year-old on Twitter, and today is one Zach Braff will never forget: he found out about the word "bae."

Certainly one thing you could do if you're Nic Cage is... this: show up to a Guns N' Roses concert in Las Vegas wearing a shirt with your face on it, frilled chaps, at least five rings, multiple pieces of grandma jewelry, all while holding a cane and a massive glass of red wine. Also, you're standing next to Andrew Dice Clay.

Getting your car stolen from your driveway is probably an unsettling experience. It would be completely reasonable to hate the person who stole your car for violating the sacred personal space that is your home. It would also be completely reasonable, if you're Miley Cyrus, to become best friends with the dude who jacked your Maserati.

Michael Egan, the man who has accused four Hollywood power players—including X-Men director Bryan Singer—of raping him when he was a teenager, dropped one of the quartet of lawsuits today, according to the Los Angeles Times. The man no longer being targeted is David Neuman, a one-time executive at Disney and CNN.

When a video of pop star Justin Bieber making racist jokes was published last week by British tabloid The Sun, it was hard to tell who lost more: Bieber, or TMZ, which purchased the video years ago and has used it to extort appearances and call-ins from Bieber ever since.

This is the life of a fleeting star turned tabloid celebrity turned B-movie actress: last Saturday night, Mischa Barton—one-time face of The OC—"hosted" an event at an Atlantic City casino. Her duties reportedly consisted of sitting alone in a VIP area all night while doing shots of tequila.

We have reached the beautiful zenith of absurd casting rumors: British tabloid Daily Star is reporting that Disney is considering Twilight brooder Robert Pattinson for their new Indiana Jones franchise. May we all be blessed with the vitriol this rumor being proven true will invite.

Do you remember the film Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom? You probably don't, even though it came out last year and starred Idris Elba. It was not well-liked by critics and did not even recover its budget at the box office, and William Nicholson–who wrote the screenplay—thinks he knows why: because 12 Years a Slave "sucked up all the guilt about black people."

Bachelor season 16 winner Courtney Robertson's forthcoming memoir about her travails as a Hollywood hanger-on, I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain, drops this month. And it contains details about Entourage star Adrian Grenier's pubic area.

Here we go again: Supermodel, actress, reality TV host, and Harvard certificate haver Tyra Banks has landed a deal with Disney-ABC for a new syndicated daytime talk show to air in 2015. According to Deadline, the still untitled show will center on Banks "leading a team of lifestyle experts as they tackle a wide-range of topics."

If you haven't had your fill of postapocalyptic movies this year, you're in luck: Left Behind is coming out in October. And it takes place during the actual Biblical apocalypse.

There is a scene in the film The Shawshank Redemption in which Tim Robbins, playing jailed banker Andy Dufresne, accesses the prison's PA system and plays a Mozart song for all the inmates. This, via Uproxx, is that scene, but with Smash Mouth's "All Star."