Chris Brown has been denied entry to Australia because his 2009 assault on Rihanna, for which he was sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community service, doesn’t square with the country’s feelings about domestic violence. Faced with canceling a lucrative tour, Brown is now on Twitter trying to guess the password to get into Australia. Is it: “I would be more than grateful to come to Australia to raise awareness about domestic violence?”

Chris Brown confirmed the concerning report that he is a dad on Instagram last night by posting a photo of his 10-month-old baby. TMZ reported last month that Brown fathered the child with one Nia Guzman. He's already taken credit for how adorable the baby is, writing on Instagram, "God has blessed me with my twin. #ROYALTY."

It's an exciting time in the charity scene right now—both Lindsay Lohan and Chris Brown are scrambling to finish hundreds of community service hours in order to avoid jail time and pursue their chosen endeavors. Chris announced last night that he's been forced to postpone his tour until he completes 100 hours.

Chris Brown's identity was stolen—the inmate ID card he left behind in a California jail found its way online with the asking price of $10,000.

You may have heard that one-time hip-hop mogul Suge Knight was shot six times at Chris Brown's VMA pre-party this weekend. With all due respect to Suge Knight (?), this was not the most interesting aspect of Chris Brown's VMA pre-party. No, that was the hilarious guest list.

This is a video shot by TMZ of a seemingly drunk Chris Brown getting walked to his orange Lamborghini after a party following last night's BET Awards. Chris Brown was recently in jail, but now he's free to drink as much as he wants at award show after parties. But that—and everything else he does—comes with a different kind of prison.

Good news for anyone in need of a pen pal. Chris Brown, who was kicked out of rehab on Friday for breaking the rules and making cool threats like "I am good at using guns and knives," will stay in jail until April 23.

In a non-shocking twist to the never-ending Chris Brown saga, Brown is currently headed back to his home away from home because he's been thrown out of rehab.

Jeff Berg's recently launched totally-different-but-really-just-more-of-the-same talent agency Resolution just signed multi-hyphenate dickhole Chris Brown.

Days after his ex-wife Michelle Ghent filed a second restraining order against actor Terrence Howard, alleging that a recent conciliatory trip to Costa Rica went violently awry, Philadelphia Magazine has discovered that Howard once assaulted a Philadelphia woman and her fiance at a diner back in 2005. Not that it's shocking: The Chris Brown apologist already has a long history of violent outbursts, dating back more than a decade.

According to his publicist/doctor, Chris Brown's Friday seizure was non-epileptic and "due to the continued onslaught of unfounded legal matters and the nonstop negativity." We continue to #PrayForChrisBrown.

Prayers can only go so far. A judge has officially revoked Chris Brown's probation.

Chris Brown, Patron Saint of Beyond Lost Causes, wants you to know he understands what it’s like to be poor. He wants you to know he understands how much it sucks to only have one pair of sneakers to wear to school each year. He wants you to know he feels the shame involved in borrowing clothes from cousins. Really, he really wants you to know this.

Twitter Laureate Chris Brown, charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving without a license, responded yesterday to media coverage with accusations of bullying and yellow journalism. He ended his passionate spree with a simple and moving “2 Corinthians 12:10”