Two dying brands debuted their heavily managed and obsessively detailed latest projects on Cosmopolitan.com today: Cosmopolitan magazine rolled out its newest issue, featuring Hilary Duff on the cover; and Hilary Duff, in the pages of Cosmopolitan, rolled out her divorce.

Months after Paula Patton and Robin Thicke announced their separation, Patton has finally formally filed for divorce. So sorry, Robin, my man! Did she give Paula one last spin, just to make sure? Can you call her and ask?

Did you hear that? That was the sound of a million hearts breaking all over again. Extremely funny dude Will Arnett, 18 months after separating from feminist-humor goddess Amy Poehler, has officially filed for divorce, reports People.

Gwyneth Paltrow may or may not have cheated on Chris Martin with Pete Yorn’s brother, but on her website today, Goop and the Coldplay singer announced their separation.