Yesterday, we revealed that in 2012, Kristin Cavallari became a one-time winner of the Best Celebrity Smile contest in Dear Doctor magazine—a periodical for dental professionals and patients. How did Kristin respond to this honor?

In 2012, years before Kristin Cavallari ever considered writing the book she now claims to have finished, Dear Doctor–a magazine for dental professionals and patients that I have never personally seen but am willing to believe exists—posed a question to its readers. “Who’s got the best celebrity smile of 2012?”

Earlier this week, former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari announced that she has finished writing her debut “lifestyle” “book,” Balancing in Heels. The project—originally titled Balancing on Heels—is set for publication many, many months from now. When will we, the wretched, be able to purchase it?

Kristin Cavallari’s book is getting closer to being published, but is her sense of style getting closer to being good? People says yes.

Kristin Cavallari—who finished her debut book yesterday, LOL—just posted an update about another one of her important projects on Instagram.

In January, Kristin Cavallari announced that her debut memoir and lifestyle book Balancing in Heels (originally titled Balancing on Heels) would be available for purchase sometime in the far, far distant future of spring 2016. Today—128 Days Later—Kristin writes on Instagram:

Spring’s dramatic weather fluctuations have lately made dressing difficult for some—but Kristin Cavallari’s style is only getting more stylish and good. We think. We thought? Who knows; let’s ask People.

Yesterday, we noted that Kristin Cavallari is selling two new jewelry items with mysterious names. One is called “Little Brown Around,” the other, “Little Squiggle.” What do these names mean? What exactly is Kristin selling?

“There’s a ton” of new Kristin Cavallari-branded jewelry available for purchase online today, according to Kristin. Two new items from her line called Emerald Duv—pronunciation unknown—are especially exciting. One is called “Little Brown Around,” the other, “Little Squiggle.” Can you guess what they are?

Yesterday I woke up confused, like I’d been bludgeoned with a turquoise bangle in my sleep. It turns out that I was just remembering a blog post on People’s website titled, “9 Reasons Kristin Cavallari Is Even More Stylish Than We Thought.” Is she? Even more stylish than we thought? Please hand me two baby aspirin and we’ll discuss.

Mrs. Kristin Elizabeth Cavallari Cutler is many things: a mother, blonde, overly ambitious at times, etc. But is she stylish? Or rather, even more stylish than we thought? People is on the case.

I forgot to post yesterday’s. Do you think Kristin noticed?

As Memorial Day prompts us to remember the fallen soldiers who fought for our country, so too are we reminded that Kristin Cavallari once attended a Marine Corps Ball in San Diego, California. In 2011, Kristin said “yes” to Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett when he asked her to the dance on Twitter.

We all have our missions in this life. For some, their mission is to create. For others, their mission is to heal. For still others, their mission is to teach; that’s Kristin Cavallari’s mission—to teach about Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin got a star on her foot.

Though she has been busy preparing for the birth of her third child and introducing Chicago to the world, Kristin Cavallari did work on her debut book this week. On Tuesday, she wrote on Instagram, “Great first day for the Balancing In Heels shoot all week.”

Kristin Cavallari claims to know a lot: she promises her debut book (due out in 384 days) will cover fashion, beauty, “mommy and wife stuff,” health, fitness, and “really just everything” in her life. Will it include facts about her adopted city of Chicago—The Big Onion—Kristin’s Kind of Town—as well? Perhaps, because she also knows that.

Perhaps you’ve heard: Kristin Cavallari is expecting. (A lot from life in general, apparently, and also a baby.) The fledgling memoirist is, by my count, about 115 days into her pregnancy, which means that a baby shower must be on the horizon. What will this party entail? A reality show that she would absolutely not do again? If history’s any indication, then yes.

Years before the idea to write a book ever crossed her beautiful mind, Kristin Cavallari starred in a music video for a now-forgotten white guy with a guitar named Teddy Geiger. In the 2006 video for his song “For You I Will (Confidence),” Kristin plays an Ugg-wearing siren who haunts the bottom of a backyard pool.

Kristin Cavallari has done reality shows before, but would she do one again? The last time she was pregnant—with son Jaxon Wyatt, 12 months—she told Fit Pregnancy, “We get reality show offers all the time and we’re like, ‘No.’ Family is so sacred, why mess with that?”