Jennifer Aniston—who is still engaged, yes, but not pregnant, no (thank you for asking; it’s fine)—has a lot of friends. Friends who get Oscar nominations; friends who are her hairstylists; friends who proposed to her over two years ago but don’t seem to want to set a date; friends who were on Friends; friends who are so much younger than her it’s insane. One of those friends recently spoke to a radio station about her relationship with Jen.

A fun film for close friends.

Selena Gomez showed off her new curvy body recently in a sexy Instagram photo in which she is seen lying on a pool lounge chair in a swimsuit, enjoying a vacation in Mexico. But is she happy with her new curves?

The young woman whom Drama follows, Selena Gomez, could come bear the wrath of her longtime BFF Taylor Swift soon, thanks to the 36-year-old DJ known as Diplo. Why? Because Diplo, an adult who enjoys and produces electronic music, apparently also likes meddling in the tender, romantic affairs of America's young people.

No stranger to Drama, Selena Gomez has once again found herself embroiled in a love triangle of her own making. After attending the Golden Globes last weekend, she was spotted holding hands with a man who is not on-again-off-again boyfriend Jersten Beibler, but rather the DJ and producer "Zedd." People now has a question for each and every one of us: "Are Selena Gomez & Zedd More Than Friends?"

Round-faced mezzo soprano Selena Gomez has been living it up Sex and the City 2-style in Abu Dhabi and Dubai for the last week, ringing in the new year with Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid, and other lesser-known individuals. Unfortunately, Selena wasn't able to keep her ankles to herself for one damn day.

According to TMZ, Selena Gomez brought Cara Delevingne to her family's home in Texas for Christmas. Huh. Reminds me of a favorite holiday poem.

Here is this week's Gawker Review of Pools prompt: do the residents make the pool, or does the pool make the residents?

In the love rhombus that is Justin Bieber's life, there are many brown-haired players. Last night, piss baby Bieber Instagrammed and then deleted a pic of his on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez. Is he just trying to get her back after maybe hooking up with a Kardashian and a French lady in Paris?

He has joked about fucking his friend's mom, gotten swung on in an Italian restaurant and, of course, pissed in a mop bucket. There is nothing too low-rent for Justin Bieber, and now we can add this one to the list: last night in Los Angeles, he got into a fight at a Dave & Buster's.

A tiny dick-grabbing, sizzurp-guzzling menace is on the loose, egging neighbors, drinking drank, and texting cock. This person may or may not be Justin Bieber, but based on reports from law enforcement and leaked text messages, this person sounds an awful lot like Justin Bieber.