This Academy Award Winner Just Held His Oscar Like It Was His Dick
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The Academy Awards that go to movies you haven't seen are usually a little forgettable, but check this out: two British dudes just won for short film, and one of them pretended his statuette was his willie.
It's also funny because immediately after accepting the award, the golden dick joker goes "Crikey, these are big buggers" (vis a vis penis jokes).