Breaking: Zayn Got a Haircut
Take a deep breath. Take another. Lie down on the ground. Close your eyes. Picture the world falling down around you. Imagine your body covered in debris. Do you feel its weight? You are immobile and your breath is shallow. This is the end. This is the end. This is the end. Zayn got a haircut.
Zayn, the member of One Direction who enjoys street art, used to have somewhat long hair. Now?
Not so much, my friends:
Here Ya go pic.twitter.com/T9XofRz1S9
— zaynmalik1D (@zaynmalik) January 17, 2015
He looks fairly handsome.
zayn got a haircut ,went to a strip club last night and wore a varsity jacket, and he has been tweeting much more lately life is good
— y!!! (@blountbuddies) January 19, 2015
Zayn in any haircut & he'd still be the sexiest man on earth if you don't think this is true something's wrong with u pic.twitter.com/IkNeJPoB08
— zayn., ପଓ (@chriszaynie) January 19, 2015
ITS ONLY THE START OF 2015 AND ZAYN IS ALREADY KILLING ME BY ONLY GETTING A HAIRCUT
#ZaynYourSelfieKilledUs pic.twitter.com/3FQiiXPm6k
— tara (@waxingnarry) January 18, 2015
zayn: "here ya go"
translation:
HERE YA GO TO HEAVEN BC I JUST KILLED YOU ALL WITH MY PERFECT FACE AND NEW HAIRCUT
— dani (@niampunk) January 17, 2015
Or does he?
zayn looks ugly bring back his japan hair
— haizaki apologist (@SKYH0LD) January 17, 2015
Congratulations on your haircut, Zayn. Way to LITERALLY FUCKING KILL US.
