500 Days of Kristin, Day 284: #Marilyn Quote. Love This

Allie Jones · 11/04/15 04:15PM

Future published author Kristin Cavallari has such an affinity for Brigitte Bardot that she’s named both a shoe and a dog after her. But Miss Brigitte is not the only blond bombshell Kristin relates to, it turns out. She also likes Marilyn Monroe:

Ed Sheeran's Shocking Secret...

Kelly Conaboy · 11/03/15 12:20PM

Ed Sheeran is famous for performing acoustic hip hop covers and for comparing his album sales to the much larger album sales of Taylor Swift, as if they were very similar. But do you think you know everything about Ed Sheeran? Well. You do not.

Michael Lohan's Life Doesn't Seem Like It's Gotten Any Better

Allie Jones · 11/03/15 10:33AM

Michael Lohan, the famously estranged father of Lindsay, is doing about as well as you’d expect, which is to say: not good. TMZ reports that child services took his two young children away last week following a “blowout argument” with his estranged wife, Kate Major.

A Narrative Movie With Hard Dicks and Hardcore Sex: Gaspar Noé's Love 

Rich Juzwiak · 10/30/15 03:22PM

Some time in the middle of Gaspar Noé’s new movie Love, star Karl Glusman ejaculates all over the camera. It’s a sight gag because the movie is in 3D, and probably the only instance of an anatomical closeup in the whole, sex-filled 135-minute movie. Generally, Love is more focused the bonds of its love-triangle-trapped characters Murphy (Glusman), Electra (Aomi Muyock), and Omi (Klara Kristin). When they are depicted having sex, as they frequently are onscreen, whomever’s having it is almost always in the same frame at all times. They are often performing actual sex acts, like the three-minute hand job/finger bang that opens the film.

Rapper the Game Invites You To Look At His Big Dick

Rich Juzwiak · 10/30/15 01:05PM

West Coast rapper the Game has a dating show whose first season wrapped earlier this month, a new album out, and a whole lotta dick. Yesterday, he showed it behind the skimpiest of shorts on his Instagram:

A Brief History of Evil Children in Horror Movies

Rich Juzwiak · 10/30/15 11:52AM

In celebration of Halloween, we took a shallow dive into the horror subgenre of evil-child horror movies. Weird-kid cinema stretches back at least to 1956’s The Bad Seed, and has experienced a resurgence recently via movies like The Babadook, Goodnight Mommy, and Cooties. You could look at this trend as a natural extension of the focus on domesticity seen in horror via the wave of haunted-house movies that 2009’s Paranormal Activity helped usher in. Or maybe we’re just wizening up as a culture and realizing that children are evil and that film is a great way to warn people of this truth.

Jessica Biel, Vibrators, Vagina

Kelly Conaboy · 10/30/15 10:58AM

Do you think Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have sex a lot, or not a lot? It’s none of our business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t wonder about it privately. For now, our minds our free. Anyway.

North West Slays L.A. in Trademark Tutu

Jordan Sargent · 10/28/15 04:45PM

Misty Copeland? Try Misty Nopeland! A new ballerina has captured America’s hearts: it’s none other than Hollywood’s most notorious baby, North West. The tiny dancer showed all those blue jean babies how to really make a scene as she rocked her signature eggshell tutu, custom Balmain blazer, and pink ballet slippers while hitting the town with one of her favorite L.A. ladies. Hold me closer!