Remember When 39-Year-Old Jerry Seinfeld Dated a 17-Year-Old?

Jordan Sargent · 06/29/15 09:10AM

1993 was a good year for Jerry Seinfeld. His sitcom, which was on its way to becoming one of the most celebrated shows in television history, won an Emmy in the category of “Outstanding Comedy Series” for the first and only time. And, just a hair shy of 40, he met a woman who would capture his heart: a high school student he picked up one day in Central Park.

R They Dead?

Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/29/15 08:50AM

LA County Coroner Sofia Vergara wins this round.

Elizabeth Berkley Finally Comes To Terms With Showgirls

Rich Juzwiak · 06/28/15 10:13AM

The stunning turnarounds just won’t quit. Elizabeth Berklev was once known as Saved by the Bell’s Jessie Spano and then as the actor who ran her career into the ground and thrashed around while she was down there via her feral performance in Paul Verhoeven’s notorious NC-17 rated 1995 flop Showgirls. Despite perpetual cackling from those who saw Showgirls for the masterpiece it is (regardless of intent), Berkley has never quite embraced the film in the way that her co-star Gina Gershon ultimately did, for example. Berkley called the response to the movie “cruel,” the experience “humiliating,” and said she quit dancing for a while as a result of it.

The Little Death Probes Sexual Fetishes and Milks Out Hilarity 

Rich Juzwiak · 06/26/15 02:34PM

If you see one film about a woman who can only orgasm when she sees her husband weeping, see Australian writer/director/actor Josh Lawson’s The Little Death. The anthology film intertwines stories about five fetishes—rape fantasy, role play, dacryphilia (arousal by crying), somnophilia (arousal by a person who is sleeping), and telephone scatologia (arousal from obscene phone calls)—in a playful, often hilarious manner. The scenarios tease out absurdity with cleverness (isn’t a rape fantasy a paradox, after all?). It all culminates with the knock-out final segment, “Sam & Monica,” in which a deaf man uses a Skype sign language interpretation service to call a phone-sex line. The three-way call segment is one of the most brilliant pieces of short-form filmmaking that I’ve ever seen.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 152: Kristin Is Not Allowed To

Allie Jones · 06/26/15 02:15PM

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book is due out in 348 days, recently filmed a television show, according to Kristin Cavallari. To inform the public of this new venture, she posted a photo of herself standing next to a (Catholic?) church clutching her pregnant stomach on Instagram.

Where Does Naya Rivera Think She's Getting This Money

Allie Jones · 06/26/15 10:55AM

Former Glee star Naya Rivera, whose recent credits include four episodes of Lifetime’s Devious Maids, is expecting her first child with her husband, a self-styled actor named Ryan Dorsey (or similar). In an exclusive interview with My Domaine, a home decor site, Rivera reveals the nursery she’s prepared for the babe.

Michael Jackson's Corpse Has Made $2 Billion 

Jordan Sargent · 06/25/15 03:50PM

Michael Jackson died six years ago today. In the 2,191 days since he overdosed on medicine administered to him by his weird and gross personal doctor Conrad Murray, Jackson has, in death, generated an almost unimaginable amount of money for various corporations, creditors and his reptile-loving children.