Kristin Cavallari has promised us many things over the last 148 days: a review of Krill oil, a “cute new web series,” and of course, a book about her life. She has finally delivered on one of those pledges—can you guess which one?
Us Weekly reports Britney Spears has broken up with her boyfriend of eight months, Charlie Ebersol, a TV producer and pub quiz answer you’d probably have to sneak into the bathroom to Google.
DRAMA ALERT: According to new reports, Kathy Hilton might be replacing her troubled sisters on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and to be honest, I couldn’t be more excited to watch her destroy some lives next season.
Rumors about Jennifer Garner and her husband Ben Affleck’s impending divorce have been swirling for years (remember the Blake Lively car ride?). But they’ve picked up again with a vengeance, after a Radar report that Ben spent Jen’s birthday alone, in Canada—Canada!—without his wedding ring. So if the divorce is just matter of when, not if, the only remaining question is: Who gets the exclusive?
Kim Kardashian announced via Instagram yesterday that she and her husband Kanye West are adding a boy emoji to complete their perfect Unicode family.
While potential customers may be enticed by Apple’s play of launching its streaming music service with three free months for everyone, indie musicians were not especially psyched to hear that Apple wouldn’t be paying artists during that time. But Apple didn’t acknowledge their complaints until Taylor Swift got involved.
Here’s to the man who raised Kristin Cavallari: her dad, Dennis.
When Kristin Cavallari first announced her debut book back in January, she called it Balancing on Heels. Months later, she surreptitiously started referring to the tome as Balancing in Heels, and she has yet to explain why. If you thought that was enough messing around for one pamphlet full of vaccination advice, let me tell you something right now: Kristin is not done.
If you haven’t sent the dad in your life a gift for Father’s Day yet, it is basically too late—sorry. However, if you find a hole in the space-time continuum and decide to use it to go back in time to three days ago when you should have bought him a present, here are some shopping suggestions from Jay Cutler, husband of Kristin Cavallari.
Taylor Swift sends hand-written thank you notes to radio DJs who attend her meet-and-greets:
ALERT: We have received reports of a luxurious catastrophe on the set of Tyler Perry’s OWN soap opera If Loving You Is Wrong. “Approximately” 35 lobster tails are missing and nobody knows where they are. If you have any information—any at all—that could lead to the recovery of pounds upon pounds of succulent lobster meat, a newfound life of wealth could be yours.
News broke on Wednesday that Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has ended her engagement with a man named Sean Penn. We reached out to Tia Mowry’s representatives for comment.
How old is Lorde? Perhaps no question in recent history has so perplexed mankind. Lorde says she was born in November of 1996 (CE)—a claim that appears to be supported by her quote unquote “birth certificate.” In a recent interview with Lena Dunham, however, the New Zealand-born singer might have accidentally let the truth slip out once and for all.
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Fran Drescher spoke of her gay ex-husband while being honored at the Stonewall Community Foundation Vision Awards:
A man portrayed as a troublemaking sidekick on the Keeping Up with the Kardashians franchise died this week from a flesh eating disease related to heroin use, TMZ reports.
Jason Derulo has an anonymously decent voice, the personality of toast, and a knack for making hits. When he arrived on the scene in 2009 with “Whatcha Say,” I pegged him as a one-hit wonder and here we are, six years and four albums later, still talking about Jason Derulo. His most recent hit, “Want to Want Me,” is as infectious as anything he’s ever released and the album it comes from, Everything Is 4 (get it—it’s his fourth?!), is at least half great. I’d give it a 5 out of 12 (there are 12 songs on it; five are good), which is more than I’d give most pop albums that I’ve heard this year.
For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to be engaged, and a time to be not. Charlize Theron, an actor known primarily for her SoulCycle feud with Tia Mowry, has reportedly ended her engagement with aged actor Sean Penn. Rest in peace.
As avid readers of the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android may remember, Kristin posted a “healthy living” tip about taking magnesium supplements on the app almost one year ago. The post itself is innocuous: Kristin takes magnesium because she thinks it will cure what so dreadfully ails her; she reminds the public that this is just her opinion and she is “obviously not a doctor.”
A fun film for close friends.
