500 Days of Kristin, Day 51: Rats Amore!

Allie Jones · 03/17/15 04:30PM

Kristin Cavallari, power user of InfoWars.com and other Monsanto conspiracy trumpeting "health" websites, has identified the final piece of evidence on which she will base her forthcoming book's argument in favor of an organic lifestyle. Except, of course, the evidence was proven wrong many times over before Kristin stumbled across it.

Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend Spotted Cheating On Her With Some Rando

Jordan Sargent · 03/16/15 05:39PM

"Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead," Miley Cyrus once sang while singing Adele to her dog, and never has that sentiment rung truer than this past weekend, when her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger—son of Arnold, a true and faithful man—was spotted doing body shots off some rando's stomach in Mexico.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 50: Kristin Gives Her Book a Thumbs Up

Allie Jones · 03/16/15 02:50PM

Fifty days after announcing she would produce a book in the next 500, Kristin Cavallari has provided evidence of her work on said book for the first time. Or rather, she has at least provided evidence that somebody has typed up some pages that may someday be a part of a book called Balancing on Heels by Kristin Cavallari.

A Drunk Driver Wrecked Jennifer Aniston's Front Yard, But It's O.K.

Allie Jones · 03/16/15 10:18AM

As Jennifer Aniston knows both personally and professionally, sometimes things don't go your way. It's not anyone's fault, and you know, even if it was someone else's fault, you can't control other people, so what's the point of getting all upset? Not everything has to be so perfect all the time. Anyway, TMZ reports that a drunk driver plowed into Jennifer Aniston's carefully-manicured front lawn this weekend and wrecked it.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 49: Kristin à la Gwyneth Paltrow

Allie Jones · 03/15/15 12:00PM

Aspiring lifestyle guru Kristin Cavallari ripped out a page from Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook this week, pinned it to her bulletin board, and smudged sage as she prayed for the transformation to be complete. "Dinner tonight was chicken burgers, bok choy, and black rice with peas a la @gwynethpaltrow," she wrote on Instagram.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 48: Kristin Reads InfoWars.com

Allie Jones · 03/14/15 12:00PM

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing on Heels drops in 452 days, has been hard at work researching...new conspiracy theories, apparently. She posted an article from InfoWars.com titled "Factory Farm Antibiotics Making Children Allergic to Fruits and Vegetables" on her app yesterday.

A Conversation About It Follows, 2015's First Must-See Horror Movie

Rich Juzwiak · 03/13/15 09:23AM

David Robert Mitchell's It Follows is like nothing we've seen before, and yet it owes so much to what came before it. A cross-breeding of tropes from the past 40 years of horror cinema, the movie is gorgeously shot, vividly told, and full of teen characters that have an unusual amount of compassion for each other. At its center is Jay (played by The Guest's Maika Monroe) who contracts an STD that makes her see visions of ghosts following her. The only way to avert death is to pass on the bug.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 46: The Many, Any Ways of Kristin's Life

Allie Jones · 03/12/15 04:02PM

Kristin Cavallari, who has a book about book coming out in 454 days, appeared on The Meredith Vieira Show on Monday. While she did not discuss the book or her (presumed) work on it so far, she did bring up the concept of time in general. It does not haunt her.