What goes through Kristin Cavallari's mind all day?

In an interview published over at Rolling Stone, M.I.A.—the mercurial and polarizing rapper who flipped off the Super Bowl—is telling a lot of funny and uncomfortable half-truths about the ten years since her debut record, Arular, was released. On offer? Anecdotes about her fractured friendship with Diplo and Oprah snubbing her.

The world got word yesterday that Zayn Malik, the member of One Direction who likes graffiti, exited One Direction's world tour due to rumor-based stress. Today, the world has gotten word that everybody is worried about him.

John Stamos: Full House actor, yogurt commercial actor...sex advice giver? Yes.

While Eva Mendes is out here making jokes about how you shouldn't wear sweatpants because it could cause your partner to divorce you, here's an idea: wear whatever you want. Sweatpants. Bag of trash. Classic work of art. Pool noodle.

After Kendall Jenner took to Twitter to deny speaking with Us Weekly about her father's transition, the magazine has issued a retraction of its alleged "silence-breaking" interview.

This week, Kristin Cavallari's already fraught relationship with science deteriorated faster than her friendship with Stacy the Bartender on The Hills. Science is shady, dude. Do you even know what science has been up to behind Kristin's back?

Last month we published several rumors about Spacey’s behavior toward men. We got an earful from his fans, whose general argument was: Everyone knows already, and Spacey likes his privacy—so why are you bringing that up? But it appears that the actor is not as circumspect, or genteel, as these reactions suggest. To the young men he encounters, in fact, Spacey may be one of the most aggressive and boundary-challenged players in Hollywood.

Annie Clark, perfect goddess and supposed ice queen, also known as St. Vincent also known as Cara Delevingne's current alleged bonkmate, has gotten into some uncharacteristic trouble in South America when she allegedly destroyed several paintings that were commissioned to decorate her dressing room. That doesn't sound right. Why would you allegedly do that, Annie Clark? You wanna tell me?

Zayn Malik, your least favorite member of One Direction if you had to rank them, no offense to Zayn Malik, has quit One Direction's world tour. Uh-oh.

I've heard of Cara Delevingne in a picture, but Cara Delevigne in a movie?

I'm a seapunk and I love it and I'm drinking passion iced tea and I also love it.

Looking forward to hearing Sinead O'Connor sing "Nothing Compares 2 U" again? Maybe just one more time? Just once and then you won't ask anymore, you swear—you swear to god? Ha! Good luck.

Actor Jessica Lange is very good at doing little to say a lot about her peers, and that, my friends, is shade. Take, for example, the time that she steamrolled over Lea Michele on a red carpet, visibly crushing Michele's heart in the process. Wasn't that fun? Lange was back up to her old tricks this week at Paleyfest when discussing her departure from American Horror Story and Lady Gaga's signing onto the series. Lange's showing makes it clear that we may be losing a key AHS player, but more importantly, we're gaining a Shade Supreme.

Yesterday, Us Weekly published an "exclusive interview" with Kendall Jenner on the subject of Bruce Jenner, claiming it was the first time she'd spoken publicly about his transition. "I will always love my dad, whether he's a man or a woman," she told the magazine—or did she?

TMZ reports that Tom Cruise and his ex-wife Katie Holmes "do not communicate at all" these days. Why?

Not only does Kristin Cavallari balance on heels, she also designs a mid-priced line of them for Chinese Laundry, which is available online and in "select Nordstrom stores." According to Kristin, these shoes are "staples."

Look at this shit. North West clutching a Frozen suitcase so that she could be dragged through the airport by an anonymous, bald, burly security guard. Her boots gliding across the floor like roller skates. Tiny, custom-made YEEZUS tour jacket her royal robe. What a life!

Comedian Kathy Griffin is taking a stand. After a seven-episode stint, she quit E!'s reliably savage roundtable gabfest Fashion Police with a socially conscious flourish, calling herself a feminist whose positive message didn't "fit with the creative direction of the show."

Yesterday, you probably woke up and thought, I wonder if Katie Holmes is dating anybody. Today, Us Weekly reports that she's dating Jamie Foxx. Skrrt—what? That's Hollywood, baby! Something's always going on that you don't know about. Us Weekly even caught Katie and Jamie h-o-l-d-i-n-g h-a-n-d-s.