On the 58th day of Kristin, I revealed that I had recently discovered a rare piece of Kristin Cavallari memorabilia on eBay: a magazine page advertising a little-seen reality show called Get This Party Started, hosted by Kristin. The bidding started and ended at $5.99, and today I can reveal that the high bidder was: me! I did it. (I also paid an additional $3.00 for standard shipping.)

In a new issue of Uptown magazine, Empire star Taraji P. Henson says that her son, 20-year-old Marcel, was racially profiled at the University of Southern California and will transfer to Howard University, her alma mater.

On the one hand, you can definitely say that Sarah Jessica Parker was physically in attendance at last night's hockey game between the New York Rangers and Los Angeles Kings. On the other, her soul and spirit were very, very far away, twirling inside a novel about an old ballet dancer.

Hey, Zayniacs. Having a good day? Feeling refreshed and remaining positive about the future of One Direction, despite Zayn Malik's recent decision to take time off in order to recuperate from stress brought on by the media? I think you might need to sit down.

Hiya, I'm Hilary Duff! You might know me from the Disney show Lizzie McGuire, which I love(d), or my new blue hairdo, which I love (will keep loving). It's fun, like I'm fun, you know, or at least, I'm having a lot of fun right now. I recently told Time about all the ways I'm having fun, which include acting "ghetto."

Former Hannah Montana and current multi-millionaire Miley Cyrus got sushi with her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger on Monday night. Patrick, the USC junior and proprietor of "Blaze Pizza" in L.A., was spotted doing body shots of some random Kappa Kappa Gamma on spring break in Mexico last week.

Student debt: Lots of people have it. "Including Miles Teller?" you're wondering. Huh, funny you should ask.

While searching for Kristin Cavallari memorabilia on eBay a couple of weeks ago, I came across a rare and curious item: a magazine ad page for a little-seen reality show hosted by Kristin called Get This Party Started.

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, and Justin Bieber, dystopian parable admonishing fame's influence, were spotted partying together at 1Oak nightclub in West Hollywood over the weekend. Hmm. But don't those guys hate each other?

Two years after revealing that she underwent a double mastectomy because she carries a gene mutation that increases breast and ovarian cancer risk, Angelina Jolie writes in The New York Times that she had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed last week. "I am now in menopause," she says.

Kristin Cavallari told the Daily Mail in December, "I was very colicky as a baby, so I guess Jax is a lot like me."

Joe Millionaire was a reality show that was popular one hundred years ago, in 2003. It was like The Bachelor, with one big twist: while the star of The Bachelor was a regular guy who happened to be rich, the star of Joe Millionaire was a regular guy who happened to be regular, i.e. poor. He was also supposed to be hot, of course, but that was also a lie.

Madonna, who's been talking all kinds of nonsense lately in an effort to promote her new album, completed Us Weekly's reliably insane "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" interview this week. In it, she manages to throw shade at her competitors and make a weird, racist swipe at the backup dancers who allegedly caused her to fall at the Brit Awards.

I bet you didn't even remember that you didn't know whether or not Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were married.

Canadian entertainer Jessica Paré and her husband, Asexuals member John Kastner, welcomed their first child together last week. They have named him Blues Anthony.

A tiny, precious Yorkshire terrier puppy, through no fault of her own, finds herself dependent on late-stage puberty sufferer Justin Bieber and/or members of his family and entourage for her care and continued survival. Good luck and godspeed, Esther the puppy. Other pets in this position haven't fared all that well.

Are Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper having sex? Yes, almost certainly. Why wouldn't they. However, Jennifer Lawrence would like to assure you (unprompted) there is "no sex" in their professional work spouse relationship—mmhm.

The woman trapped in a hell of her own making, Dakota Johnson, returned from vacation yesterday. Was the reticent Fifty Shades of Grey star partying in Mexico, spring break style, with girlfriends her own age (25)? No. She was in Cancun with her mom and her mom's most embarrassing friend, Kris Jenner.

She goes "back and forth" about using them.

Kristin Cavallari is a Capricorn.