The world waited months for Jared Leto to make good on his "Haircut. #2015" promise and now that he's finally done it it seems Jared Leto, actor and haircut recipient, has let loose—really feeling free, going crazy with hair stuff.

Oscar-winning actress Susan Sarandon has been dating a man thirty years her junior for the last five years, but you knew that, I'm sure. His name is Jonathan Bricklin, and his job is running a New York City "ping-pong social club" in which Sarandon has invested. The good news is she dumped him.

People reports that The Bachelor's Chris Soules will become the "12th celebrity" to compete on Dancing with the Stars, Season 20.

You might think that Kristin Cavallari is all serious now, because she's like, married to the quarterback of the Chicago Bears and writing a book or whatever, but don't you forget for one second what she is best known for across seas and continents: being hot.

OK! Magazine has obtained the strangest 13-second clip—of one Taylor Swift backing up like a truck would to a loading dock to avoid having her face photographed by the paparazzi in West Hollywood. Coming through!

After unretouched images from Justin Bieber's now-infamous Calvin Klein ads leaked online earlier this year, JB went into full crisis mode, calling on his personal trainer to attest to the claim that his muscles, and also his penis, are real, and real big. What next, other than a shirtless shot for the cover of Men's Health?

Somebody please call my internist, because I am coming down with a horrendous case of who's that girl: The Daily Mail reports that actor James Franco was spotted with a "mystery woman" on a date at the MoMA in New York City yesterday. A Mystery Woman! A woman from the shadows.

Two dying brands debuted their heavily managed and obsessively detailed latest projects on Cosmopolitan.com today: Cosmopolitan magazine rolled out its newest issue, featuring Hilary Duff on the cover; and Hilary Duff, in the pages of Cosmopolitan, rolled out her divorce.

Various gossip outlets will have you believe that Adam Levine and Pharrell Williams are currently in a feud, partly because Pharrell has been "locking in" contestants on The Voice that would have otherwise joined Adam Levine's "team." I assure you that this is not true.

Conrad Hilton's infamous 11-hour British Airways meltdown, though well-documented in the federal criminal complaint, has so far been desperately bereft of colorful eyewitness commentary.

Kristin Cavallari announced on Instagram this weekend that in addition to caring for her two toddler sons Camden and Jaxon, she will now protect and nurture one more helpless being—a puppy. It's a German Shepherd, from the looks of it.

Two perfect women were seen walking yesterday in SoHo, one week after they were seen kissing. According to PageSix, they were later spotted at Queen of the Night, where they "snuck off to the bathroom during dinner and slow-danced at the end of the show." At one point, they shared a chair.

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder, actors bound together by the fact that they have both played vampires in screen adaptations of teen novels, got engaged two months ago. You knew that, I'm sure. But did you know that Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder do not say the word "fiancé"?

There are 464 days to go before her debut book Balancing on Heels hits shelves, and Kristin Cavallari is thinking about what's for dinner. Maybe you are, too. Why not try Kristin's paella recipe?

On December 24th, 2014, Jared Leto posted to Instagram an older photo of himself with a short haircut. He captioned this photo "Haircut. #2015." Since that moment, we have waited impatiently, grinding our teeth, digging into the earth endlessly simply to release our tension, refusing food due to its dearth of the sustenance we need, the sustenance that comes only with Jared Leto's haircut, while we waited for the actor to make good on his promise.

Life can be beautiful—allegedly.

On July 7, 2014 an international newspaper granted one fitfully lifelike automaton, model no. "TAYLOR SWIFT," a public forum to deduce her way to a rudimentary theory of "money."

Though he's never won an Academy Award, Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, can consider himself the recipient of one great prize: the company of MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna. —Or can he? Yes, he can, and this photo has proved it.

Taylor Swift has been named the godmother of actress Jaime King's unborn child, according to Taylor Swift. She announced the news on Instagram with this caption:

Over the last ten years, Kristin Cavallari has graced legendary red carpets: the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Male Awards, the launch of T-Mobile's Sidekick II, and even the 2006 Los Angeles premiere of MTV's Yo Momma, hosted by Wilmer Valderramma. But on which red carpet did she first balance her heels?