There are 466 days until Kristin Cavallari's biology textbook Balancing on Heels hits shelves, and today, Kristin shares with us another blockbuster report from the scientific community. In a post on her eponymous app, she writes:

Earlier today, I was searching for photos of Kristin Cavallari on Getty Images.

Kid Rock's Instagram is under siege. It has been invaded by crazed Beyoncé fans (which is all of them) wielding the bumblebee emoji with great force.

Weee-oooo weee-oooo ALERT: Elle published the best interview I have ever read in my entire life today. The subject? Actor, ex-husband of Reese Witherspoon, and self-proclaimed polymath Ryan Phillippe. Of the first three sentences he speaks, one is this: "And now, I'm really involved in helping to liberate a small country."

Margot Robbie is sexy and young, but did you know that she also vomited four pounds of spaghetti once?

Scarlett Johansson, who played an extraterrestrial in Under the Skin but is almost certainly a human being in real life, says John Travolta did not creep her out at the Oscars. People might think that she looks uncomfortable in the photo above, but people are wrong.

In addition to working tirelessly on her forthcoming teen vampire novel Balancing on Heels, Kristin Cavallari designs mid-priced jewelry that retails online. This fact was recently brought to our attention by Kristin, who posted a photo of said jewelry on her Instagram account along with the name of her line: Emerald Duv.

TMZ reports that somebody—and right now, nobody knows who—stole 12 Years a Slave actress Lupita Nyong'o's Oscars dress from her hotel room after the ceremony. The gown, covered in "6,000 white Akoya pearls," is valued at $150,000. Now's the time to come clean: Did you borrow it?

By now more than 30 women have come forward with sexual abuse allegations against Bill Cosby, however he assures us that he is "far from finished." In a statement released on Wednesday, Cosby thanked his fans for their continued support and said he looks forward to a standup set planned for this Friday in Louisiana.

He's responsible for the likes of 1983's Videodrome, 1986's The Fly remake, 1988's Dead Ringers, and 2005's A History of Violence, but David Cronenberg may have delivered his most disturbing movie with Maps to the Stars. It's a tale of celebrity aspiration and Hollywood misery that weaves together incest, mental illness, a dead kid or two, a burn victim (played by Mia Wasikowska), a washed-up actress gunning for another hit who resembles what Lindsay Lohan might be like in 15 years (Julianne Moore as Havana Segrand), and a Bieber-esque child star who's already been to rehab (Evan Bird as Benjie Weiss). It's full of desperation, violence, and excruciatingly grim humor. There are images in this movie that are as indelible as they are hard to look at.

Yesterday, A$AP Ferg released a video for his single, "Dope Walk," in which Ferg cribs to having a meaner walk than British supermodel Cara Delevingne, who serves as video co-star. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he does not know how to spell that gal's name.

It's never nice to make fun of someone for crying. Maybe they're crying because they're remembering a death? Maybe someone they know has cancer. Maybe something less dark, for the purposes of lightening the mood so far. We are not making fun of Kelly Clarkson, however—we're merely playing a guessing game.

There comes a time in every great democracy for the people to decide its leaders. Yesterday, America's citizens stood arm-in-arm, mouths open to the heavens, and released their cry: Kardashian. Page Six reports that the reality TV family has signed a $100 million deal to be on the air for four more years.

Super Bowl halftime show star Katy Perry visited Auschwitz today, according to her Instagram.

Oopsie daisie.

Kanye West performed a new song called "All Day" at the BRIT Awards (don't ask!) today, but it wasn't even the most important debut of the night. No, that came from Taylor Swift, who revealed two new instant classic award show memes: Taylor Swift Slackjawed During Kanye West Performance and Taylor Swift Dancing Stupidly During Kanye West Performance.

You may have heard a rumor that Jamie Dornan, acting in response to intense feelings of hatred and regret, was considering exiting the 50 Shades of Grey franchise. This is not true, says Jamie Dornan's rep.

Kanye West is over in the UK today for the BRIT Awards, which is like the Grammys but somehow more meaningless. In London he stopped at a Nando's, which is like Boston Market but somehow more meaningful, and reportedly decided to try and eat lunch in peace by telling the assembled crowd, "Whoever wants a motherfucking picture, let's just do it now." They obliged by turning their backs to him and taking a bunch of selfies.

It's turquoise.

What do we know about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? We know they are celebrities, for one. We know they are former lovers, as well as actors. We know their names. Finally, we know that they are Oscar presenters who attended the 2015 Oscars without their significant others Jennifer Garner and Casper Smart, respectively. Seems like a lot of things that we know, yes, but I can assure you there is at least one thing we don't know about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.