Have you looked at Kim Kardashian's Twitter feed today? Of course you have. She's updated the world on a new character in her Kim Kardashian: Hollywood iPhone game, retweeted a compliment Piers Morgan paid her husband, and then chatted with an account that wants her to molest it.
Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her family are trying to move on after the cancellation of their TLC show due to Mama June's alleged relationship with the man who molested her daughter Anna, but it's not going very well. This week, Honey Boo Boo recorded a new music video with her mom, dad, and sister Pumpkin, and told them they were "horrible" at doing the Honey Boo Boo Bop.
Fearing jail time for not completing her court-ordered community service, Lindsay Lohan has allegedly tried to count greeting fans and letting young people follow her around toward the total 240 hours she owes. Today, TMZ reports that Lindsay has also tried to count performing onstage as service to her community.
It is Tuesday, February 24, 2015, and inspiration has struck Kristin Cavallari like a lightning bolt. In a post on Instagram titled "Oscar INSPO," Kristin reveals that one thing made her think of another thing. Lucky for her and us, she wrote it down, and now that thought is preserved forever, a pillbug in amber.
Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the pussy posse, has been holding at a steady 50 percent model for the past few weeks, largely due to his rumored involvement with MAC Cosmetics VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model Rihanna. His luck took a turn at a model-filled magazine party this weekend—but was it a turn for the better? Let's see.
Oh my God, Michael Keaton thought he was going to win Best Actor. Oscar prognosticators had Redmayne and Birdman's Michael Keaton nearly neck-and-neck for the prize. Keaton was ready to win. He wanted to win. Oh my God, he wanted to win so bad and then he didn't and then he had to stuff his acceptance speech back in his jacket pocket and it was so, so, so sad Jesus.
What idle thought pinged across your baby brain last night, just before you drifted off to sleep? Was it "I wish I were as beautiful as Kim Kardashian, and I wonder how much it would cost to make that wish come true?" If the answer is yes, you're in luck re: the finding out the cost part.
Jamie Dornan, as Christian Grey, doesn't make love. He fucks—hard. But will he fuck the 50 Shades of Grey franchise hard, as well? It seems as though he might.
Drake is in tour in Australia right now, and his gift to his fans from Down Under is not just his mere presence but also perhaps the most perfectly... Drake dance move he could have ever conceived.
Though its iconic doyenne Joan Rivers now critiques celebrities' outfits from heaven, E!'s Fashion Police lives on, giving clanking wind chime Giuliana Rancic an outlet to say dumb, racist things on television. Last night, Giuliana criticized 18-year-old Disney actress Zendaya for wearing her hair in dreadlocks to the Oscars.
There are 471 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut and likely final book Balancing on Heels drops, and today Kristin has transcribed for us us yet another seemingly random sequence of 1s and 0s that, when taken as a whole, constitute her unfathomable moral code: Kristin only eats shrimp if she knows where the shrimp is coming from.
Hard to believe it, but it's true: movie star Cameron Diaz has been married to Joel Madden's brother Benji Madden for almost two months. Time will tell if these two crazy kids are meant to live and love together for the rest of their natural lives, but Benji's confident—he has forever altered his chest with the beautiful scripted name in ink you see above.
After staying completely silent for a torturously long period of one year, John Travolta finally broke his legendary silence on his gaffe from last year's Oscars. It turns out that he didn't call Idina Menzel "Adel Dazeem" because he just figured it couldn't be that hard to introduce an award show performance, but because he was distracted by a "charismatic, sexy, beautiful" woman (Goldie Hawn).
You may have thought that Imitation Game writer Graham Moore's acceptance speech for Best Adapted Screenplay last night was his way of sharing his experiences as a young gay man who tried to commit suicide because he felt like he "didn't belong." You may have thought his "Stay weird," credo was his It Gets Better '15 Remix. You'd be wrong.
As part of his recurring Lie Witness News gag, professional prank guy Jimmy Kimmel sent a producer to the Oscars to ask fans ridiculous and obviously untrue questions about some of the more obscure Best Picture nominations. Sample question: "How do you think Angelina Jolie did as Rosa Parks in Selma?… Do you think she brought a sexiness to that scene on the bus?" Unsurprisingly, the perhaps-coached fans fell for the fake questions and responded with predictably stupid and funny answers.
Ever imagine what it would be like to win an Oscar? Like, what would you wear? Whom would you thank? And what would the after parties be like with that little gold guy under your arm? Last night's Best Actress and Actor winners Julianne Moore and Eddie Redmayne probably thought: something nice, my mom, and freakin' sick, respectively, but they forgot to factor in one all-important variable:
The Academy Awards have come and gone, and can you even remember them? I can—almost. Neil Patrick Harris had a briefcase, from what I can recall, and Birdman won (I think) all of the trophies. Also: It rained. Let's take a look back at the memorable moments, of which there were few.
Sean Penn drew this year's Best Picture announcement, and he revealed Birdman as the winner with a bizarre and racist joke about Mexican director Alejandro González Iñárritu: "Who gave this son of a bitch his green card?" What a way to end the show!
