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There's been a meme circulating recently among self-loathing—or, at least, ironically self-loathing—individuals, primarily in the media world, about the presumed toxicity of Twitter. "Never tweet," they say, because Twitter will rot your brain. Personally, I disagree. I enjoy Twitter and there are many worse ways to pass the day. I think mostly everyone should tweet— except Iggy Azalea, who should put Twitter down forever and run away.

There are three things Man knows to be true about the world:

Iggy Azalea, an Australian with terrible taste in pizza, got into a Twitter spat with Papa John's over the weekend after her delivery driver apparently gave out her phone number. It was quite an ordeal for everyone involved.

Zhang Ziyi, the Chinese actress who rocketed to international fame after starring roles in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Crouching Rush Hour, Hidden 2, was recently attacked by a flying drone at her birthday party. But, don't worry—it was the kind of drone every little girl dreams of one day being attacked by: a drone bearing an engagement ring. Congratulations to the beautiful bride-to-be!

Four hundred and eighty-five days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops, and now the master picks up her pen for the first time. Or, at least, she picks up something. No evidence yet of a pen on the scene, as Kristin revealed in an Instagram post today that her creative process is perhaps more elemental than previously thought.

Bruce Jenner—who so far has declined to comment on his all-but-confirmed plans to transition into a woman—reportedly told LAPD officers investigating Saturday's fatal car crash that he's been taking a "very low dosage" of doctor-prescribed hormones to grow breasts.

Thirty-six-year-old man/DJ Diplo, who started a feud with Taylor Swift in November by tweeting that she should purchase a new derrière, has "ended" said feud, according to Us Weekly. How does Us Weekly know the feud's over? Because Diplo posted a photo of Taylor hanging out with him at the Grammy's.

The ugly custody battle between novelist and director Galt Niederhoffer and her IAC media lawyer ex Jonathan Gordon has taken on an unsettling new layer: Niederhoffer claims Gordon tried to poison her with arsenic and fantasized about murdering her.

Beck, pretty much the most agreeable guy in the world and winner of this year's Grammy for Album of the Year, was "excited" when Kanye West joined him onstage last night, also thought that Beyoncé was going to win, and says he still loves Kanye regardless of his repeated slights.

The same move that caused America to shun Kanye West in 2009 earned him a spot in the nation's good graces forever in 2015.

Aw, Paul!

The Grammy's have barely begun, and hacker victim Taylor Swift is already in full 8th grade Spring Fling dance party mode. Early winner Pharrell Williams is not thrilled about it.

In 486 days, we will finally be able to purchase Kristin Cavallari's debut book, Balancing on Heels. It will also finally be spring (2016). Who knows what the trends will be then, but right now, the hottest trend is "yellow," according to a new post on Kristin's app titled "Spring Trends."

There are 487 days until former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari's debut book, Balancing on Heels, drops. That's 487 days to think about how all of our lives could be different now if not for driver's ed. As Kristin's Wikipedia page reveals, "Cavallari was enrolled at Santa Margarita Catholic High School for her freshman year. After she attended a Driver's Education course through Laguna Beach High School, her father enrolled her in Laguna Beach High School."

Here is a haunting image of the sugar-intensive breakfast Reese Witherspoon made for her son Tennessee, featured in an otherwise innocuous People slideshow of celebrities and the food they say they eat.

This past fall, actress and lifestyle guru Blake Lively found herself inspired by the rich traditions of southern slaveowners. Inspiration has struck Blake's beautiful head again: for Valentine's Day treats, "blue is in," as in "the Blues," as in the historical expression of "injustice and hardship in the African American community" in the deep South. The result: "B's Blueberry Stud Muffins," perfect encapsulations of both Valentine's Day and the abundant contributions to American culture made by people of African descent.

There are 488 days until Kristin Cavallari's debut book Balancing on Heels drops. What can you do in the meantime? Kristin posted this idea to Instagram today: "Join me as I wear red lipstick to support @GoRedForWomenAHA and the movement to end heart disease and stroke in women by sharing your#GoRedSelfie."

On Wednesday, we wondered where Blue Ivy Carter will be attending preschool now that Jay-Z and Beyoncé have reportedly migrated to Los Angeles, a piece of information apparently so secret that not even TMZ would divulge the school's name. A tipster pointed us to a page on the website for the Center For Early Education, which lists the school's average tuition as $15,080, the exact number reported by TMZ. She joins 539 children much less famous than her.