Last time we checked in with five-foot-tall actress and new mom Hayden Panettiere, she was "limping around" and "still trying to figure out what [pregnancy] has done to my body." Her boxer fiancé Wladimir Klitschko recognized her bravery today in an interview with TMZ.

Kristin Cavallari is the star of a new book about her life, written by her, that is due out in 489 days. But did you know she also starred in a film? Per Wikipedia: "She also starred in the straight-to-DVD film, National Lampoon's Van Wilder: Freshman Year, as Kaitlyn. The film was released July 14, 2009, to mixed to negative reviews."

After leaked emails showed Adam Sandler-enabler Amy Pascal making racist jokes about Barack Obama, taking point on the implosion of the Steve Jobs movie, and leaning real hard on that caps lock key, her tenure as Sony Pictures co-chair has gotten the boot.

Unwell middle-aged actor Johnny Depp married his 28-year-old bride Amber Heard a few days ahead of schedule on Tuesday, according to Us Weekly. The pair "secretly" wed at Johnny's West Hollywood home, but they will still travel to his private island this weekend for a spooky ceremony with friends.

The young woman whom Drama follows, Selena Gomez, could come bear the wrath of her longtime BFF Taylor Swift soon, thanks to the 36-year-old DJ known as Diplo. Why? Because Diplo, an adult who enjoys and produces electronic music, apparently also likes meddling in the tender, romantic affairs of America's young people.

Four hundred and ninety days until Kristin Cavallari reveals "really just everything in my life" in her debut book, Balancing on Heels. Four hundred and ninety days we must wait to crack the spine of that freshly-bound hard(?)cover and read, read, read, all the thinks Kristin has ever thought during her existence on this planet, including what she is obsessed with, and whether or not that thing is a hat.

Jay-Z and Beyoncé are moving to Los Angeles, TMZ reported today. The cross-country shift is permanent enough that the couple have enrolled their daughter Blue Ivy at an "elite private school" that TMZ says costs $15,080 per year, but refuses to name. Why?

According to its publisher, at the spike of its popularity, two copies of E.L. James' 50 Shades of Grey trilogy were being sold every second. In accessible terms, that works out to more than one hundred million copies sold, to date.

According to a criminal complaint obtained by the Washington Post, Conrad Hilton is facing up to 20 years in prison for allegedly threatening flight attendants and passengers during a flight from London to L.A. last July. The complaint includes a detailed timeline of Hilton's alleged misbehavior during the flight, which quickly devolved into a hellish 11-hour nightmare.

The parents of Marisa Tomei, who live in a beautiful townhouse in Greenwich Village while the rest of us suffer in squalor, have filed a $10 million lawsuit against a guy who is a dead ringer for deceased Beatle John Lennon. The Tomeis allege that Sean Lennon's "stink tree" is encroaching on their rich person palace.

Soon after Bobbi Kristina Brown was rushed to the hospital this past Saturday after being found unconscious in her Georgia home, the man she has been calling her husband, Nick Gordon, allegedly got into a fight with cops at her beside, Radar reports. Gordon has since been banned from visiting her hospital room.

According to TMZ, Nick Jonas performed at the "Paris-themed" bat mitzvah of lucky 13-year-old Jillian Glasgow last weekend. Her father, identified as a "furniture industry big wig," shelled out $100,000 for the show. One shrieking girl in the audience did not think Jillian was making the most of this experience.

Kristin Cavallari promises that Balancing on Heels, her debut book due out in 491 days, will be chock full of health tips, fitness tips, and recipe tips. Today, she offered us a tip for free in the form of a post on her eponymous app titled "Maple Syrup vs Agave," by Kristin Cavallari.

After getting intimate with Ashton Kutcher at least one time, Mila Kunis gave birth to a baby. And let Mila Kunis tell you, that baby was freakin' huge. She revealed to Ellen Degeneres today that not-so-little Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher "was 9.5 pounds when she was born." Really? "Yeah! Yeah! Uh huh!" Mila confirmed.

According to TMZ, Paris and Nicky Hilton's younger brother Conrad Hilton was arrested Tuesday for allegedly flying into a violent rage during a London to L.A. flight in July. The 20-year-old reportedly threatened flight attendants and screamed, "I will fucking own anyone on this flight; they are fucking peasants."

Bobbi Kristina Brown, the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, is reportedly suspected by police to have overdosed on drugs before she was found facedown and unconscious this past Saturday in the bathtub of her Georgia home. Police did not find drugs in their initial search, but family sources now tell TMZ that in a second, more thorough inspection of the home, cops did.

Here's the foldout cover of Vanity Fair's 2015 Hollywood issue, featuring nine Sienna Millers and one black actor, Selma star David Oyelowo. And here's the image you'll see on newsstands: