Convicted Drug Dealer Charged for the Murder of Fox Exec Gavin Smith
Aleksander Chan · 01/30/15 09:04AMTeresa Giudice Is "Getting In the Best Shape of Her Life" In Jail
Allie Jones · 01/30/15 12:43AMWhen she is not getting her makeup done by mystery persons at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut, inmate Teresa Giudice is getting into the best shape of her life. An "insider" tells Us Weekly: "Every night she hits the gym and has been asking friends to send her workout videos."
500 Days of Kristin, Day 4: Who Is Kristin's Best Bitch?
Allie Jones · 01/29/15 06:20PMSomething Has Happened to Johnny Depp
Kelly Conaboy · 01/29/15 03:50PMThank God the Trailer for the Sequel of My Favorite Film, Ted, Is Here
Aleksander Chan · 01/29/15 03:30PMTed, about a stuffed animal who talks like Peter Griffin if Family Guy was porn, is getting a sequel. On June 26, the digitally-rendered teddy bear with no sexual organs and only smooth plush where a dick might be and his (human) bride will make their family of two a trio—but they'll need Mark Wahlberg's sperm to help.
Marshmallow Tycoon: It's "Frustrating" to Be the Uncle of a Prince
Allie Jones · 01/29/15 01:57PMLil Wayne Sues Cash Money for $51 Mil and His Freedom
Jay Hathaway · 01/29/15 01:45PMLil Wayne has filed a $51 million breach of contract lawsuit against Cash Money and its founder, his adopted father Bryan "Birdman" Williams. Wayne claims the label never paid him for Tha Carter V, his final studio album (at least until someone pays him $25 million to make another one). It was due out in May, then delayed until December, due to Wayne's dispute with the label.
The Backstreet Boys Documentary Is the Movie You Never Knew You Needed
Dayna Evans · 01/29/15 01:15PMNick Carter is freaking out. Around a conference table with the other adult members of the Backstreet Boys, he is out of his chair, stabbing a finger in the direction of Brian Littrell, yelling coarsely and without self-control: "You shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up, I swear to god. Don't talk to me that way." The other people at the table try to calm him down but he is resolute in his anger.
Lindsay Lohan Served Her Community by Letting People Follow Her Around
Kelly Conaboy · 01/29/15 12:10PMChelsea Handler Finally Posted a Topless Photo Instagram Won't Take Down
Jay Hathaway · 01/29/15 12:05PMChelsea Handler's ongoing quest to keep a photo of her bare nipples up on Instagram hasn't been successful so far, so she decided to tackle something a little easier—the Middle East peace process. Her latest topless photo, shot on a trip to Jerusalem, has her posing topless on a camel while wearing Israeli flag pasties.
Who Paid for Peter Sarsgaard and Zachary Quinto's Lunch?
Kelly Conaboy · 01/29/15 10:30AMJustin Bieber Apologizes to World for Being a Dumb Baby
Allie Jones · 01/29/15 09:53AMLast night, after making a perfectly adequate appearance on Ellen, Justin Bieber posted a video on some impenetrable new app apologizing to fans for being "conceited" and "arrogant" for the last 12 to 18 months of his life. "I just want to be kind, and loving, and gentle, and soft," he says. Justin Bieber, please calm down.
500 Days of Kristin, Day 3: She Can Look Skinny, Doesn't Like That Look
Allie Jones · 01/28/15 04:45PMToday, Kristin is distracted from writing her debut book Balancing on Heels—due out in 497 days—by her own (low) weight. She tells E! News, "I can look really skinny and I don't like that look. So, yes, I'm drinking protein shakes, I'm trying to put on muscle and I'm lifting very heavy weight right now."
Lauren Conrad Is a Goddamn Liar (Just My Opinion)
Allie Jones · 01/28/15 04:22PMLauren Conrad may seem like a harmless pile of jewel-toned tank tops layered, one on top of the other, into the shape of a great gal who just wants to live her dream of designing bold statement necklaces and reasonably-priced headbands for Kohl's®, but please sit down and calmly listen to what I am about to tell you: She is actually a G.D. liar who can't even be honest about what her favorite metallic hue has always been.
Carol Brady: I'm 80 and I'm Fucking a Chiropractor from Fort Lauderdale
Rich Juzwiak · 01/28/15 04:14PMFlorence Henderson, best known for playing Carol on The Brady Bunch (and second-best known for going on a date with the actor who played her son Greg, Barry Williams), is proud to say that she is 80, she can fuck, and she can do it without strings. She recently told Closer Weekly, a tabloid that merges the sensibilities of Life & Style with those of AARP the Magazine, that she currently has a casual, friends-with-benefits arrangement with a chiropractor who lives in Fort Lauderdale, Fla: