Deadline reports Psych creator Steve Franks and Weezer's Rivers Cuomo have teamed up to create a single-camera comedy called DeTour, based on Cuomo's experiences with the band. Fox already bought the show, but who will play our leading man?

The movie Jon Stewart took off from the Daily Show to direct last summer, Rosewater, is out this November, right at the kickoff of awards flick season. Has Jon Stewart made the kind of high-minded prestige film destined for Oscar greatness? Maybe! The first trailer certainly positions the movie to be more serious than what we're used to seeing from Stewart.

Everyone's excited about Angelina Jolie today. As usual, it's not because she made a movie. Angelina Jolie never makes movies people are excited about.

According to E!, Joan Rivers is in stable condition at Mt. Sinai Hospital in New York after she stopped breathing on her own during a surgical procedure. TMZ first reported that Rivers was rushed to the hospital from the clinic during an operation on her vocal chords.

Aerosmith singer and witchdoctor lookalike Steven Tyler sent out an all-alert tweet last night to all the women in Atlanta: he shaved his faced, so please, come sit on it!

Just because someone else got married doesn't mean it's not Jennifer Aniston's day, too, you know.

The Associated Press reports Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were married on Saturday in France!

God damnit, take six and a half minutes out of your god damn Wednesday and watch this It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia supercut. (If you want.) It's fun!

There weren't a lot of non-Beyoncé related talked-about moments at this year's VMAs, but one that came sort of close was Nicki Minaj's wardrobe malfunction during the show's (great) opening performance. But was that almost-talked-about-but-not blooper planned all along?

Back in 2009, Defamer offered $1,000 for new pictures of Nikki Finke, the then-powerful, much-feared Hollywood blogger who hadn't been photographed in God knows how long. Two years later, The Daily published what it claimed—but what Finke denied—were photographs of the mysterious writer. But now, finally (?) we have our prize: A series of paparazzi-style photos purported to be of Finke walking to her car, posted yesterday to a website with the URL NikkiStink.com.

Producer Charles Belk was held by Beverly Hills police for nearly six hours last Friday after police mistook him for another bald, black man—one who robbed a Citibank. Belk, visiting for Emmys, was on his way to put money in his parking meter when he was detained and hauled off to a police station.

Idris Elba appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to (among other things, I'm sure) re-clear the air about, uh, that photo of him. His pants? I mean—well, the photo of what was in his pants. You know? That photo.

If you are unfamiliar with "Bert the Farting Hippo," then just ask your dad: it's a recurring prop on his favorite CBS procedural, NCIS. The makers of the plush hippo that makes farting noises and costs $45 are suing the network and Delivery Agent Inc., the company that operates their online store, for alleged copyright infringement and for lost profits.

He has joked about fucking his friend's mom, gotten swung on in an Italian restaurant and, of course, pissed in a mop bucket. There is nothing too low-rent for Justin Bieber, and now we can add this one to the list: last night in Los Angeles, he got into a fight at a Dave & Buster's.

Cary Joji Fukunaga, a half-Swedish, half-Japanese demi-god sent by Zeus to Los Angeles to work on movies and TV shows, won an Emmy tonight for directing Nic Pizzolatto's shitty True Detective scripts into something watchable. He looked good. He had his long hair in tiny little braids. His jawbone was strong and tan. He thanked his "friends back home watching in New York" (us).

At tonight's Emmys, Billy Crystal spoke succinctly and movingly about his comedy peer and "the greatest friend you could ever imagine," Robin Williams. "It's very hard to talk about him in the past because he was so present in all of our lives," he said during his three-minute tribute, which preceded a short montage of Williams' television work.

Tonight, the Emmys paid tribute to Robin Williams. Billy Crystal's speech to his late friend was heartfelt and touching, but the the accompanying montage missed an opportunity to pay genuine tribute to Williams at his absolute best—by cutting the profane punchline of one of his most famous bits.

Weird Al Yankovic followed his chart-topping new album by parodying the theme songs from some of this year's nominated shows. Unfortunately for Weird Al, he got the fake lyrics totally wrong. Please join Gawker editor-in-chief Max Read in the comments to help correct Yankovic's take on the themes from Mad Men, Scandal, Homeland, Modern Family, and Game of Thrones.

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After a skit during which Julia Louis-Dreyfus pretended not to remember his guest appearance on Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston stopped the Veep star on her way to collect her trophy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series and gave her an eleven-second long kiss. "Um, yeah he was on Seinfeld," she said after finally making her way to the podium.