Film writers Fariha Roísín and Sara Black McCulloch are covering the Toronto International Film Festival this year as a series of conversations about the festival and its programming. The first dispatch includes Clouds of Sils Maria, Welcome to Me, Infinitely Polar Bear, and Frailer.

This afternoon, Shia LaBeouf pled guilty to disorderly conduct for his drunken actions—"watch my shit," yeeeeeaaaaahhhh," etc.—at a Broadway production of Cabaret in June.

Good news: Anna Kendrick got the creepy love letter and "for real" diamond earrings you sent to her home address! Bad news: She threw the earrings in the trash, doesn't want to date you, and talked about how weird and scary you are on Marc Maron's podcast this week.

"Yeah," the voice on the recording says, "we say the n-word all day long. Nigger, nigger."

Charlie Hunnam, a ruggedly handsome actor known for his work on TV shows like Sons of Anarchy, totally freaked out after he quit the surefire blockbuster Fifty Shades of Grey movie. He told Moviefone yesterday that he gave away his lead role last summer because "I just had like ... frankly, something of a nervous breakdown."

The New York Post reports a 27-year-old banker named Julian Bharti paid 50,000 pounds—roughly $81,000—to plant a gross, open-mouth-to-closed-mouth kiss on Elizabeth Hurley last night at an auction benefiting the Elton John AIDS Foundation.

Last night, a number of late night hosts paid tribute to legendary comedian Joan Rivers, who passed away yesterday at age 81. In case you didn't catch every single one of them, you can watch them remember her life and celebrate her influence now.

Christians and Kabbalists are observing a day of mourning after Gwyneth Paltrow, actress who reportedly descended from "like, 17 generations of rabbis," has decided to convert to Judaism.

Kristen Wiig appeared on Late Show last night, where she talked about filming among hippies in Asheville, North Carolina, and nerded out with Letterman about MacGruber, a movie he loves.

Benedict Cumberbatch won "Actor of the Year" at the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night—congratulations, I'm sure—and, in his speech, he admitted to having a few drinks before accepting his award. You could barely tell, JK!

Melissa Rivers, daughter of Joan Rivers, has released statements almost daily about Joan's health since the comedian was placed in a medically induced coma last Thursday. Today's update states that Joan has been moved from the intensive care unit.

NBC released the first photo of Allison Williams dressed as Peter Pan this morning via Today's Twitter account and, to its credit, it certainly features a complete set of body parts, assembled together in Peter Pan-style clothing.

Robert Pattinson, chiseled face, handsome looker, frail bird, has moved on from the infidelities of his first love, mean girl Kristen Stewart, and reportedly taken a new romantic partner in British songwriter FKA Twigs. Well, maybe—that's just what we heard! How can anyone be sure?

Miley Cyrus, appearing on Australian TV series Sunday Night, said that she believes the internet and social media like Instagram are probably worse for you than smoking some pot. This is something she can actually speak about with some authority, given that she has uploaded a series of videos of herself getting high to her own Instagram.

Bored miscreant Justin Bieber has been charged with assault and dangerous driving following his arrest Friday by police for crashing his ATV into a minivan near Statford, Ontario, Biebs' hometown.

Nikki Finke has put her eponymous comeback site out to pasture with nothing more than a whimper. As pointed out by Kate Aurthur of Buzzfeed, the Hollywood rage-blogger has taken down NikkiFinke.com except for the post you see above.

What? You thought Mariah Carey spent less than $46k a year on spa treatments for her dogs?

Ah, to be a teen idol. So many people want to see your dick! And you probably want to show so many people your dick. Still, a bad way to go about this is sending Snapchats of your boner to random girls, a lesson learned by Calum Hood of 5 Seconds of Summer, whose dick—which you can see above in the very-NSFW-video—has been sentenced to live on the internet forever.

Kirk Cameron, one of God's favorite Earth angels, straps on his little wing armor and floats to the Christmas battlefield in the new trailer for his upcoming film Saving Christmas. The devils at YouTube will even let you watch this one!