For those of you planning on taking everything you've ever seen on television to the grave, listen up: A new study from the spoiler scientists at TiVo reveals that most people think you can relax!

Miley Cyrus, balancing remarkably well on the line between oh brother and uh-oh, reportedly had a recent "public meltdown" at New York City's Greenwich Hotel.

The Weinstein Company is one of the most powerful studios in Hollywood, and securing an internship there is coveted by thousands of young people looking to break into the film industry every year. Of course, there are only a few spots open per semester, but we have great news: A Weinstein Company internship is being auctioned off for just five figures.

Gwyneth Paltrow used to be married to one guy. Is she dating another guy now?

Will Jamie Dornan win an Oscar for the role of Christian Grey in the upcoming film adaptation of the Twilight fan-fiction sex novel 50 Shades of Grey? Yes. Oops, sorry, I mean—Will he? It's the question on everyone's sexy lips as we inch closer to award season, and 50 Shades co-screenwriter Kelly Marcel thinks she has your answer!

The Strain, a television show based on a graphic novel that is about vampires (or something) that has already thrusted the unpleasant vision of a worm going through an eyeball into our line of sight, plans to rectify its even more egregious offense: the wig-ification of noted Bald Actor Corey Stoll. The wig, the show's producers say, will be gone by season's end. Praise be.

Hollywood eventually consumes everything important. Next up are Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina–formerly of Pussy Riot but still the most visible faces of the Russian feminist punk collective—who, according to Baltimore City Paper, will appear on the third season of House of Cards.

J.J. Murphy, an 88-year-old Irish actor, died on Friday just four days into shooting scenes for the upcoming season of Game of Thrones.

In a recent interview with Details, Kate Upton spilled the beans about why she hasn't yet—and may never—so sorry—pose #fullynude.

Earlier this week, True Detective creator and known schmuck Nic Pizzolatto was accused of plagiarism—largely of works by author Thomas Ligotti—in an essay from two dudes: Mike Davis and Jon Padgett. Today, Pizzolatto and HBO reached out to Deadline to refute the accusation.

Will Arnett appeared on The Tonight Show last night, where he was immediately asked about the rumor that Arrested Development would return to Netflix for another season.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone are bringing their comedy rap troupe The Lonely Island to the big screen, in a feature film for Universal.

Why doesn't Kristen Stewart smile? Hmm. Is it because the weight of fame is too heavy on her lips? Is it because she doesn't want to make everyone jealous of her celebrity lifestyle? Is it 'cause her face is just a li'l old grump face? Let Kristen tell you herself.

The very charming Lizzy Caplan appeared on Conan last night to talk about the new season of Masters of Sex, and to relive the first (vomit-inducing!) sex scene she shared with Michael Sheen.

Did you think Charlize Theron, ice sculpture draped in silk, would let Tia Mowry drag her good SoulCycle name through the SoulCycle mud without retribution? Oh, please.

There are two things Megan Fox is no longer putting in her body. Can you guess what they are? (One is a penis!)

Star Magazine reports that on June 7, 2014, Rory Gilmore and Pete Campbell tied the knot in a secret ceremony at a "high-end resort" in Ojai, California. Aww. What would Dean and Trudy think?

True Detective creator Nic Pizzolatto has been accused of lifting phrases and ideas from writer Thomas Ligotti's The Conspiracy Against The Human Race: A Contrivance of Horror, as well cribbing ideas from works by numerous other writers.

The BBC reports that Ricky Gervais plans to reprise his role as David Brent in a feature film titled Life on the Road, which will be set 15 years after we left him on The Office.

Michael Jackson allegedly had sex with children, this we know. Logically, it follows that Jackson would have had to communicate about sex to his alleged victims in a way that was more, uh, compatible to a developing mind. Thus, the very weird code names he is said to have had to describe his semen and erections.