Before meeting Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, at a club in New York City on Tuesday night, VIVA GLAM Rihanna™ model, Rihanna, received a romantic surprise—but from whom?

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, has been enjoying his status as “actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse” since the late ‘90s. But is the star beginning to pull away from his old, coked-up sex crew?

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor and founding member of the Pussy Posse, recently dined at Nobu in Malibu, California with Bradley Cooper, as well as—hmm, hold on, ahh-maybe it's, hmm, if I just...lemme see, uh—zero models?!

What do we know about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? We know they are celebrities, for one. We know they are former lovers, as well as actors. We know their names. Finally, we know that they are Oscar presenters who attended the 2015 Oscars without their significant others Jennifer Garner and Casper Smart, respectively. Seems like a lot of things that we know, yes, but I can assure you there is at least one thing we don't know about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.

Peter Sarsgaard, Zachary Quinto, Brian Cox, and Michael Nouri, stars of the commercial for The Slap, accidentally paid more money than they expected to pay for lunch at Madison Avenue's Nello. ...Or did they?

Did Chris Martin hit a paparazzo with his jeep, or did a paparazzo hit Chris Martin's jeep with his body? Ah, we may never know. —Or will we?

Superman. Batman. The rest. Why aren't any or all of them played by Jon Hamm aka Mr. Don Draper? He looks like a superhero (white, dark hair, suit). People like him. So, why? Why? Why? Why? The actor put our question to rest recently in an interview with Radio Times.

"Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets," Paul Tournier famously said. Why, then, won't Cameron Diaz just fucking tell us whether or not she's engaged to goddamn Benji Madden?

The investigation into Natalie Wood's death was reopened in 2011, and in 2012 her death certificate was amended to list her cause of death as "drowning and other undetermined factors." The "undetermined factors" (Robert Wagner, Christopher Walken) still have yet to be determined, mostly because police have yet to question her ghost. She lives on her boat, guys, hello!

It's the reason we're all reading this from a bath of Purell™, the reason we burned all of our clothes, and the reason our moms are so worried about us. It's the reason we've stopped eating poop we find on the train, and the reason we dug a grave to our proportions in the backyard, just in case. It's Ebola, my man, and Anne Hathaway wouldn't shake a journalist's hand because of it, apparently.

As we are all well aware, Cameron Diaz—celebrity—and Benji Madden—second-most-famous Madden brother in early-2000s PacSun tribute group Good Charlotte—are dating. Rumors arose in July that the couple might (somehow) be on the path to marriage, and today People reports that they may have taken the first step.

Ryan Gosling, actor who isn't even married to Eva Mendes yet so technically—you know, obviously who knows, but it's just, technically you guys could still date, reportedly wept at the sight of his newborn baby girl. Why? Has Ryan Gosling never seen a baby before?

There weren't a lot of non-Beyoncé related talked-about moments at this year's VMAs, but one that came sort of close was Nicki Minaj's wardrobe malfunction during the show's (great) opening performance. But was that almost-talked-about-but-not blooper planned all along?

According to Rupert Grint, fans can't tell if Rupert Grint (English red-headed white male) and Ed Sheeran (English red-headed white—WAIT) are one person or two people. Is the answer out there?

Gwyneth Paltrow used to be married to one guy. Is she dating another guy now?

100 years ago, Benji Madden had a supporting role in the mall musical Good Charlotte. Cameron Diaz is a celebrity. With rumors swirling that the two might soon wed, one question rises to the surface: how did Benji Madden even meet Cameron Diaz?