In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, Ed Sheeran was asked if there were a level of success he could reach at which he would feel satisfied. He said this:

Kendrick Lamar is playing a disabled meme creator in a new Taylor Swift video, apparently? The world never ceases to produce wonders.

Taylor Swift, proud owner of 37 best friends, does not seem like the most difficult queen bee to impress. If you are kind of famous or a model or Haim or 16 or 45 she’ll invite you on vacation with her. She’s friends with Jaime King! And someone from “Fifth Harmony.” But there is one cool, pretty white woman Taylor Swift will not hang out with:

Taylor Swift's mother Andrea has been diagnosed with cancer, the singer announced on her Tumblr today.

To amuse her friend Abigail on the anniversary of her birth, Taylor Swift imported apparent novelty human and perennially brokenhearted high school loneliness oracle Chris Carrabba, of Dashboard Confessional, to sing. Sing!

OK! Magazine has obtained the strangest 13-second clip—of one Taylor Swift backing up like a truck would to a loading dock to avoid having her face photographed by the paparazzi in West Hollywood. Coming through!

On July 7, 2014 an international newspaper granted one fitfully lifelike automaton, model no. "TAYLOR SWIFT," a public forum to deduce her way to a rudimentary theory of "money."

Taylor Swift has been named the godmother of actress Jaime King's unborn child, according to Taylor Swift. She announced the news on Instagram with this caption:

Kanye West performed a new song called "All Day" at the BRIT Awards (don't ask!) today, but it wasn't even the most important debut of the night. No, that came from Taylor Swift, who revealed two new instant classic award show memes: Taylor Swift Slackjawed During Kanye West Performance and Taylor Swift Dancing Stupidly During Kanye West Performance.

If we've learned anything so far this year it's that the newly and heavily pro-friendship Taylor Swift really loves Haim. The indie rock superstars were punching above their weight class mugging it up with A-list celebs at Taylor's birthday, and recently the three sisters went on vacation with her to Hawaii. This summer, they'll open up for Swift on a handful of dates on her 1989 tour. Fingers crossed Alana Haim will be cool if one of her exes ends up tagging along.

Taylor Swift haunts her friends, constructing dioramas of their lives in the rooms of her apartment. Taylor Swift haunts her fans, drawing them to her home and then peering at them secretly from inside her bathroom. Taylor Swift haunts the internet, pre-registering insane URLs nobody understands. And in the video for her new single "Style," she haunts a poor actor who probably thought he was signing up to kiss Taylor Swift or something.

If you taught Taylor Swift how to give blow jobs and planned on building a site detailing that experience for the web, here's some bad news: itaughttaylorswifthowtogivehead.com was registered earlier today, reportedly through a brand protection company hired by the brunch enthusiast/alleged blow job pupil's management team.

There are three things Man knows to be true about the world:

Thirty-six-year-old man/DJ Diplo, who started a feud with Taylor Swift in November by tweeting that she should purchase a new derrière, has "ended" said feud, according to Us Weekly. How does Us Weekly know the feud's over? Because Diplo posted a photo of Taylor hanging out with him at the Grammy's.

The Grammy's have barely begun, and hacker victim Taylor Swift is already in full 8th grade Spring Fling dance party mode. Early winner Pharrell Williams is not thrilled about it.

The young woman whom Drama follows, Selena Gomez, could come bear the wrath of her longtime BFF Taylor Swift soon, thanks to the 36-year-old DJ known as Diplo. Why? Because Diplo, an adult who enjoys and produces electronic music, apparently also likes meddling in the tender, romantic affairs of America's young people.

After not performing at the Super Bowl last weekend, Taylor Swift announced on Tumblr that she will not be performing at the Grammy Awards this weekend. To be clear: there were no public performances from Taylor Swift last weekend, and there will be no public performances from her this weekend. She will, however, engage in a "rage fest."

This will not sweeten the almond milk in Taylor Swift's Monday morning latte, but we must report that Swift's ex-boyfriend John Mayer went to the Super Bowl to support Swift's sworn enemy, halftime show performer Katy Perry last night. Missy Elliott (personal relationship with Swift unknown) posed for a photo with the on-again couple, who were dressed up like a normal person and a football, at an after party.

Weee—ooo—weee—ooo ALERT: It appears that the Twitter feed of Diet Coke fiend Taylor Swift, who is currently on vacation in Hawaii with the band Haim, has been compromised. Tayla, if you are reading this, please keep reading because we have important information for you:

Diplo, a producer and musician who dated Katy Perry, has a history of beef with pop princess Taylor Swift. And it's just gotten weirder.