Contrary to earlier reports, The 1975 singer Matt Healy is not dating Taylor Swift, I mean, honestly, are you insane? He's not. Matt told a radio station yesterday that his relationship with Taylor is "fake. It's all bloody fake. It's a farce!" Please, do not say that Matt Healy is dating Taylor Swift.
In the TMZ video below, you can see popular junior Taylor Swift checking her phone because she was getting, seriously, 100-150 texts, which is why she did not say "hi" to her ex-boyfriend Harry Styles even though she totally would have said hi to Harry if not for the texts—she's not like, mad or anything. She was actually just chilling with her friends Haim and not like, annoyed or whatever.
Despite a recent drop in model percentage at the party that is Leonardo DiCaprio's life, the cargo-shorted film star has been enjoying endless summer for years now, answering to no one but his own beard. Taylor Swift, who sang a song at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show one time but is not a model, is reportedly prepared to destroy all of that.
You know that feeling when you break up with John Mayer and you promise you'll never hook up with him again, but then you see him at a friend's dinner party a year later and you're like, dang!? Katy Perry does, because on Saturday night, John Mayer reportedly came back to her house and stayed until 4 p.m. the next day.
Welcome to New York, Lorde and Taylor Swift have been waiting for you at Shake Shack.
Porcelain wunderkind Taylor Swift dropped another song from her forthcoming album 1989 Tuesday night on Canadian iTunes—"Track 3" is eight seconds of ambient bliss.
John Cleese made fun of Taylor Swift's cat Olivia Benson on the Graham Norton Show last week. Which is a huge mistake, John Cleese! Taylor Swift is someone with a demonstrated history of not being able to handle gentle ribbing on talk/awards shows, despite her proclamation to "shake it off." You know what you get for making fun of Taylor Swift? A song written about you that gets played everywhere and listened to by everyone who knows it's about you, man. The fallout from being the subject of a Taylor Swift song is not something to joke about: No one has seen Jake Gyllenhaal in two years; Harry Styles is being photographed vomiting on the side of the road.
You may remember when three millennials were arrested outside of Taylor Swift's beachside Rhode Island mansion for throwing beer bottles and flipping off her security guards. You probably had a good idea in your head of what these brats looked like, but, surprise, two of them are basically fucking geniuses!
At least 37 civilians were killed this morning in Syria's second car bombing in two days. On Tuesday night, ISIS militants—after capturing major Iraqi cities Mosul, Tikrit, and Tal Afar—attacked and set on fire Iraq's largest oil refinery. In Hollywood, Taylor Swift just refuses to go on a date with Orlando Bloom.
Taylor Swift was out in SoHo again today, presumably with all of the tags cut off her clothing this time. She was spotted browsing the New York section of the bookstore McNally Jackson, which just so happens to be two blocks from the Gawker office, so I walked over to get a glimpse of an abnormal person attempting to do normal person things.
[A music legend and Bono cuddle up Sunday night at The Weinstein Company & Netflix's 2014 Golden Globes After Party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills. Image by Charles Gallay via Getty]
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